fair

Not to be confused with equal.

Annoying Kid: That's not fair! Why don't I get candy?

Realist Kid: You know it's cuz that person knows you're annoying. That's very fair.

by they call me crazy June 21, 2012

fairborn

Where people go when they give up on life.

My girlfriend dumped me, I'll just stay in Fairborn for the weekend.

by Dave Pope March 27, 2005

Fairfield University

Jesuit university in Fairfield, CT, established in 1942. Requirements for admission: mediocre SAT scores, upper-middle class to upperclass SES, possession of at least one Northface jacket, and an alcohol addiction. Boys: must own a baby pink Polo shirt and be openly metrosexual. Girls: must have an orange fake tan and a nose permanently positioned toward the sky. Neither boys nor girls may fear wild turkeys or indigestion.

Hi, I go to Fairfield University, so charge it to daddy's credit card!

I'm allowed to pop my collar because I'm a Fairfield kid!

by the freshman who knows all April 14, 2005

fagrag

A gay-oriented newspaper.

The Windy City Times of Chicago is a cool fagrag.

by PatBB April 25, 2006

Fairfield

A suburb situated between cabramatta and guildford, in the south western suburbs of New South Whales, Sydney, Australia. Fairfield is comprised of many people, mostly of ethnic backgrounds, the biggest including those of Arab or Asian persuasion . The rail-way station, "Fairfield" is the centre point of the town, and the roughest place. Common occurrences including fights between youths of Arab, Polynesian and asian persuasions, Drug deals occurring, police finding and arresting "drugos" and over crowded, smelly buses.
The schools that make up Fairfield are Patrician Brothers College Fairfield, Fairfield High, Westfield sports high, Fairvale high, and many more. Though they may fight amongst each other, they all stand together when Fairfield it threatened. One must watch one's self when venturing into this part of town. it can be rough and tough.

Arab youth " Bro, what the fuck are you looking at?"
innocent passerby " nothing, nothing man"
Arab youth "you better watch yourself cuz. your in Fairfield."

by jvos November 2, 2008

in fair verona

Kick Ass christian band from the likes of Fort Worth, Texas

www.myspace.com/infairveronarock

Wombat: "Dude, i went to an In Fair Verona Concert. I like them more than you"
Koala:"That's not what your mom said last night!"
Wombat: "Yeah, well, at least I dont look cuddly."
Koala: "Your mom is cuddly."
Wombat: "Josh from In Fair Verona is cuddlier."

by Desso+Charlsa October 22, 2006

Manity Fair

A grouping of barely talented athletes who are out to have fun as apposed to being a douche and acting like they are pros while trying way to hard to impress their not so good looking girlfriends.

Guy 1: Look at that team.
Guy 2: They're Manity Fair.
Guy 1: They suck!
Guy 2: Ya but they're cool dudes.
Guy 1: Oh.

by Master P Nut February 18, 2010