flake news

inconsequential news that receives airtime normally reserved for regular world events

There's just way too much flake news on TV. Honetly, who cares if David Beckham has a cameo part in a film?!

by Danlod May 22, 2017

Musty flake

A word describing someone who thinks they are funny but their jokes never hit.
Or someone that smells like shit and you have no other way to describe the way they stink.

“You’re literally a musty flake”

Person a: You’re an actual bitch
Person b: Bro, you are an actual Musty Flake.

by RealOG6ix9ine October 18, 2020

frosted flakes

cool little tiny things that you eat that could make you fat :)

Human 1: hey! wat you eating?
Human 2: Frosted flakes
Human 1: NO! Don't you'll get so BIG you can get popped like a balloon.

by picklejuice :) November 24, 2020

crone flakes

The skin that comes off an elderly person. Usually caused by dry aging skin and poor hygiene.

That old guy left crone flakes all over the chair he was sitting in.

by Phleb82 May 10, 2016

Flake

Loads of different types of drugs

Yo g got any flake

by Kikibomb June 3, 2018

nigerian flake shake

This is when Two black people (Any gender) Cum in the others hole at night.

Person 1: Yo wanna make a nigerian flake shake?
Person 2: I dont want to get pregnant nibba!

by HiNick May 22, 2018

Flake Star

Someone who is famous for being a flake.

Hes a total Flake Star and its super hard to acually see or get ahold of him.

by Lisa g unit January 11, 2020