England

A terrible country, often censored as "Engl*nd." Thar strikes disgust into the heart of any sane man

Person 1: hey I went to England this summ-

Person 2: oh no, I'm so sorry

by JfrFilms August 23, 2021

New England taco

When, in the process of eating a clam chowder bread bowl, you fold the last bit of bread in half, making it look like a giant seafood taco.

Hey, that's a tasty lookin' New England taco you made there, Will.

by DrLongschlong April 22, 2021

King Charles I of England

The single nicest man to walk the face of earth. The man who was anointed by God. The Parliament, consisted of r3tards who probably think they should ride a Canyon Aeroad on a Downhill MTB Trail. King Charles did NOTHING wrong!! Collecting ship money is absolutly correct!! and he was the one, who sadly got be-headed by the r3tarted parliament

James Chapman: And so King Charles I of England got beheaded because he disagreed with parliament and reb...

Paul: Oh shut the fuck up James Cuntmann, King Charles I was a perfect idol in every way. Parliament nobles are the one who should've been be-headed. #KINGCHARLESIDIDNOTHINGWRONG!!!!

*The Class: Based, Paul.

by Knmagor October 13, 2023

New England Wind Chimes

When all employees hang themselves simultaneously at their place of work...

I went to clock into work today, but there they were..swaying like New England Wind Chimes

by Metalh3d87 November 19, 2020

England

This is a region of the United Kingdom and it holds London in it
this place is absolutely violet
all the teens say "iNnIt"
THE FUCK thats supose to mean
tea is the only drink
toast and beans are the FUCKING WORST
the people dont brush there teeth
just go to Scotland or Wales
AND THE FUCK DOES "sPlEnDiD" MEAN

Guy1:Wanna go to England
Guy2: Hell naw

by יִשְׂרָאֵל‎ November 16, 2022

New England Double Down

When you have a cold and buy both Ny-Quil and Day-Quil. You drink the Ny-Quil, sleep for ten hours, wake up and accidentally drink more Ny-Quil instead of Day-Quil.

I pulled a New England Double Down on Friday morning and didn't wake up again until Saturday night!

by RSE Thellin March 3, 2011

England

A country who took great pleasure in raping other smaller countries and continents such as Africa back in the 19th and 20th century.

Oh shit England’s coming today.

by Definitionsssss September 22, 2020