emotional midget

A person who cannot get over their delusions and who cannot accept the simple facts of life. Usually a women whom you'd thought was a decent person, however, you'd be wrong...
emotional midget: Johanna was cool to you for six months until she realized that, she could not have you and then, she went to town on you through psych warfare with her freinds, whom she told lies to just to get even with you.
by anonymous9141 June 29, 2009
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Emotional intelligence

Can change your personality depending on who you are with
Nigga: Omg she’s so fake I hate her
Hoe: Um actually you can change your emotions/actions depending on who you’re with. It’s a sign of emotional intelligence and as long as you are yourself it’s not being fake.
Niggas: 🤡🤡
by buttBuddybrandi July 29, 2019
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emotional handjob

when you try to build someone up or make them feel good so you can get something without making a real investment in the relationship, a emotional quickie and bounce.
That dude never talks to me, trying to give me an emotional handjob so he can leave early.
by NavyChief619 June 09, 2010
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Emotional Damage

by bakabloxz February 20, 2022
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Emotional Hangover

What Maz gets after a night out.
''Oh my god I actually want to die'' - Maz when suffering from an emotional hangover.
by Butters138 April 25, 2010
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Emotional terrorist

Someone who attempts to guilt trip someone else who is asking a valid question because they have experienced strong emotions in relation to the question being asked, not realizing these things happened every day before corona.
John: Are these lock-downs necessary to deal with corona virus?

Karen: The health system is over stretched!!!!! How would you like it if one of your family members was being carted off in am ambulance?!?!?!?!

John: Stop being an Emotional terrorist Karen...
by Shitcoiner December 21, 2020
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Emotional Wrectitude

After or during a relationship upheaval, the realization that one's judgement about said relationship might be incorrect or flawed. Usually results in a good deal of whining and bitching about said relationship.
I kinda feel bad about her Emotional Wrectitude, but she needs to get over that shit and move on. I mean, damn.
by dramamamastudio May 13, 2011
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