Emmers

A name that only your family calls you, but your mom teaches at your school and calls you it in the hallway. Now everyone calls you emmers

kid named christopher: hey emmers can you help my with this math problem
Emmery (emmers): no

by emmmmARRR September 23, 2020

Emmerik

A very kind lad who looks after their friends. He's the kind of person you'd want to be friends with. Though he needs to remember to look after himself aswell.

You'd want a friend like Emmerik.

Emmerik's a swag lad.

by Theboatperson November 22, 2021

emmer1010

The best gamer since ninja. This guy will dog u in fortnite. Build better than u on minecraft and will fuck you mom in the process

I just got shit on by emmer1010

by Emmer1010 February 1, 2022

Emmerdale 2020

Emmerdale 2020.

Emmerdale 2020.

by Debskelly1985 May 6, 2023

PHILIP EMMERT

A piece of shit who can't lift 2 pounds and doesn't know how to walk. He instead bikes everywhere and acts gay. He flew into a horses ass.

That Philip Emmert tried to touch me yesterday, but he tripped and hit his moobs on the ground.

by Shensep October 28, 2017

Emereice

Unforgeattable. A keeper for life. Once you've had her you'll never have enough. Sweet and sexy she loves to love. Will cook your favorite meals naked and feed you in bed then lick every part of your body. No other will ever compare.

Yo..can you believe dude got married!? He musta found an Emereice....

Damn you see how happy he looks? That's that Emereice effect.

by Mrs. M. E. M. March 27, 2010

Emergency Flask

Flask of hard liquor kept in Desk drawer at work to take the edge off for when the shit has hit the fan.

My boss had a heart attack and I have to take over all his work, and you're telling me the 66 page payment requisition that was just submitted is wrong and has to be completely redone today by 5pm???

'Yes and its 2:47'

Fuck...wheres the emergency flask...

by yougottabekidding February 21, 2011