A phrase said when you say something so outlandish or unrealistic that one may believe you are just saying it as a joke and don't actually mean it, so you say this to make it clear you're dead serious.
by an extremely depressed bandu May 17, 2023
Get the i'm not even jokingmug. The most sexy and hottest person in the the world. He are drunk at least 3 times in a week and love parties. Everybody know who Even is.
by Hamburger69 February 24, 2017
Get the Evenmug. Random dude: yo that thot really did send a dickpic instead of her tits accidentally
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
Me, an intellectual: that’s kinda cringe, not EVEN going to fap (well, ofc I’m gonna fap)
by overheadsnocap September 14, 2019
Get the not even going to fapmug. "Say something, goddamnit! You're on television. You're live to the whole world!"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
"In case I don't see ya, good afternoon, good evening and goodnight *proceeds to just leave*"
by anonymous August 11, 2024
Get the good afternoon, good evening and goodnightmug. by a-clock March 30, 2021
Get the Semi-Eveningmug. So Rizz and Skibidi ohio
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by Hjmbhjyuuuyuy May 9, 2024
Get the Skibidi toilet rizzing up john pork we live we love we lie, at 3 AM lankybox live even toilet Rizz Ronaldo Messi ishowspeed vs gyat and Skibidi Ohio TikTok Rizz party carnival mewing with gyat all day john pork sus imposter 🤫🧏 ♂️mug. Beast from norse mythology. Considered a God by some, destined to rule the lost Nico islands. Usualy imagined as a mix between dragon, bear and man, with two golden hammers and a hat with a small spike on top.
by Steven friggin Hawking March 8, 2017
Get the Evenmug.