dose

In relation to cars, a dose, is the sound from an intercooler on a vl turbo usually in addition with a pod filter or straight 'dose' pipe. After you back of the accelerator when the turbo has spooled up you hear a sound like tutututu which is very loud.

chuck a sick dose under the tunnel bro!

by SIKKNT April 25, 2006

Doser

(n.) One who eats acid (doses) on a regular basis.

"Dude, that kid looks like he's wiggin' out.. Someone should talk him down."

"Nah, I've seen him a lot worse than that. He's a true doser, he'll pull through."

"Bro, you sure?"

"Yeah, man. I mean, give it a shot if you wanna, but I seriously doubt he'd understand anything you say, anyways, ya dig?"

"I feel ya, man. I'll just keep an eye on him."

by Madd_Doser February 14, 2010

Lyme Disease

A cancer-like illness caused by a bacterial parasite invading the body and taking over the cells in its host. It is bloodborne, meaning it sexually transmitted, spreads through blood-sucking bugs, and is inherited from parent to child. It can only be successfully treated through intense antibiotic therapy. Chronic cases are due to the bacteria inserting itself into the human mitochondria, so that when the human cells reproduce, the bacteria is fused into those cells permanently. The only way to treat severe cases like this is with antibiotic chemotherapy, and even then the cells will keep making the disease.

In the US there are over 400k new diagnoses a year, and the awareness is almost nill. The CDC does not fund research for it, insurance companies rarely cover treatment costs, the number one disease related fatality is suicide due to doctors not believing patients and making them feel crazy, and nobody knows about it.

Have you heard? Blood banks check blood donations for HIV, Hepatitis, Tuberculosis, and AIDS, but doesn't test for Lyme Disease, which is currently the most endemic disease in the US.

by MySavageCabbages August 5, 2016

mad car disease

Obsession with cars taken to the extreme (especially if the aflicted person drives a shitty car himself and is always thinking of other people's cars)

You must have mad car disease since you have ongoing subscriptions to Motor Trend, Car and Driver, Road and Track, Automobile magazine, Autoweek, Edmunds, and more!

by carnut June 5, 2005

Fakenheimer's Disease

A medical condition which prevents one from attending school or work. Symptoms include coughing during phone conversations, talking through one's nose as though retarded and lying around playing video games. Recovery is swift.

Named after its first known victim, Karl Fakenheimer. (1802 - 1860)

Rob stayed home all last week with Fakenheimer's Disease but recouperated in time for Homecoming.

by Sebastian Gorkamorka October 28, 2005

dose

To take or "drop" acid (LSD).

"I dosed tonight for the first time in a while, and it is kicking in now."
-Doug Stanhope, ACID Bootleg

by El Roberto July 7, 2005

internet disease

A picture of a person who lokks more attractive than they usually are, mostly seen in black or with blurish effects.
Though it may be hard to resist, try not to look at it too hard, or you'll tend to like he or she. (mostly a her)

On myspace some girl looks so hot...
but when I met her at school I threw up in her face...
found out it was internet disease

by Ihavnoname January 3, 2006