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pumpkin dong

the stem of a pumpkin that is long and phallic shaped
You best watch your ass in the pumpkin patch, those pumpkin dongs are super long!
by donka-dewballs December 19, 2015
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Slingin' Dong

A major part of the male stripper profession.
Marc put himself thru college slingin' dong.
by boomfactor May 28, 2013
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dong dress

Man: Want a dong dress?
Woman: Is that your dick on a dress?
Man: Uhhh
by MOO IM A CAT! July 21, 2016
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Hair of the Dong

Having sex the morning to recover from having too much sex the night before.
Gosh Gina, my coochie hurts from the party last night with the visiting football team. Gina Sounds like you need some Hair of the Dong!
by lewbacca August 26, 2015
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Strong Dong

When your penis has noticiably large muscles.
That man has a strong dong! You could see it's muscles from a mile away!
by JanisTheManis July 20, 2016
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dong chang

A maneuver in which a person's two hands are pressed together with the palms toward eachother. The forefingers and middle fingers are pressed together and extended forward as if gesturing like a gun, the ring fingers are intertwined and closed over the opposing knuckle and the pinkies pressed together and extended in the same fashion as the top two fingers. The thumbs are folded, one over the other. Whichever thumb lies on top indicates "right" or "left" dong chang dominance.

This jesture is used both during sex to up the ante, if you will, of the "two in the pink, one in the stink" maneuver on a woman as it provides additional stability and thrusting power.

It has also been used without the extended pinkies as a fighting style while horsing around with friends to give them a good goose.
Sexual: "I dong changed my girlfriend last night and she totally got off!"

Horseplay: "Whoa, watch out or Perky will dong chang you when you aren't looking."
by Von Pedro December 28, 2007
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Mustard Dong

An unimaginably humungous penis that smells excruciatingly disgusting.
Damn, that guy has a mustard dong!
by sumaloma September 24, 2021
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