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Social distancing

When you're in a bar and the guy that's had 7 drinks too many comes in your direction and you step back to give him 6 feet.
Guy: *stammers* "Can I number get your.."

Woman: "Social distancing! Give me 6 feet."
by JaVonni Brustow May 30, 2021
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Long Distance Dick Punch

See dick punch.

The act of conducting a dick punch through the use of a contractor, agent or third-party proxy to conduct the dick punch upon a predefined person at the dick punch requesting parties demand or fee for service engagement. The need for a person to receive a dick punch may occur, despite the fact that the dick punchee may be physically located at a considerable distance from the dick punchee. A long distance dick punch can be achieved through the use of a dick punching service provider.
Blaine's video chat response about equal pay was so outlandish that he deserved a dick punch, but unfortunately he lives in Florida and I live in Connecticut... so I payed Doug, a neighbor of Blaine, to act on my behalf and give Blaine a long distance dick punch on my behalf.
by JlevEsq July 30, 2021
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acquired distaste

something likable that you gradually develop aversion to
— Oh, your national anthem is so beautiful! Why don’t you like it?
— Heck, at school we were singing it everyday before classes for years. You know, when something’s been shoved down your throat for such a long time it inevitably becomes an acquired distaste.
— Sorry to hear that! Hope it’ll be a disquired distaste someday!

In her latest interview she disclosed that by her teens physical intimacy had become her acquired distaste due to traumatic childhood marred by domestic abuse.
by skripnigor November 27, 2021
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Socially Distant

To feel utterly detached from the need or desire to socialize.
Honestly, I haven’t spoken to them in a while! Work has me feeling pretty socially distant lately”
by kxtbonifacio January 10, 2022
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Pissing distance.

When an event of some sort is right around the corner or really close to happening.
Tyler's birthday is in pissing distance.
by FollowMeOnTwitter@Nextarity March 24, 2022
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Long distance coworkers

Friends or precious acquaintances who begin working for the same company but do not work together
"I thought she applied to your job"
"Nah, she had to go to a different store.. we're long distance coworkers now"
by ginabun April 14, 2022
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Long Distance Orgasm

Where you procure a small cellular device place it in a condom and insert it into your lover on vibrate. Then during the day.....make some calls at random.
Wait a sec before we leave work gotta give my girl a long distance Orgasm.
by UrbanDictionaryAdmin2 August 4, 2022
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