Dog Dick Red

A very distinctive shade of red that compares to nothing but a dog dick.

When Derrick pulled his pants down Jennifer said ewwwwww it's Dog Dick Red.

Also normally having a baby dick

by Real Deal Phil July 8, 2019

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donkey dick

a dirty big dick

Sammy Romanus loves the donkey dick

by THE BOSS 12 July 9, 2019

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Doing the dick

To screw around; to fuck around; to lean on the shovel; to piss around; to waste time, so on and so forth.

Q: Hey, what you up tonight, boy?
A: Doing the dick. I got nothin. What you up to?

by klawrawkz March 30, 2019

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Don’t stick your dick in broken

A more useful and practical version of the phrase “Don’t stick your dick in crazy!”
It can be difficult to know crazy before sticking your dick in and crazy almost always only reveals itself after said action.
Broken is a far more reliable metric as it is revealed earlier on and very often packaged with crazy.

A word of caution, broken can sometimes not be crazy but is the minority and one must thread lightly.

Tim: “I met this perfect body girl (10/10) last month but I feel like she has a lot of emotional baggage.”
Jim: “Bro, don’t stick your dick in broken!”
Tim: “Don’t you mean don’t stick your dick in crazy?”
Jim: “No I mean broken! It’s impractical to know crazy until it’s too late but you can very quickly know broken. Broken almost always leads to crazy.”

by nickurbandic July 4, 2021

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