Harold Knueppels Disorder

A condition describing one with excessively hairy nipples.

a bottle of nair is the only known cure for Harold Knueppels Disorder.

by Chri5t0ph3r September 27, 2007

Compulsive Asian Disorder

Obsession with all things asian.

Mary is sooo obsessed with Kyle. I think she has Compulsive Asian Disorder

by jennabenna1117 April 30, 2010

loose pussy disorder

a girl who suffers from just being a slut and very easy to fuck, loose pussy is something no guy wants to fuck more than once,

you wife suffers from just being a slut and is very easy to fuck. Oh she has the loose pussy disorder or LPD

by nelly4alluhoes February 9, 2015

Multiple Fursonality Disorder

A furry with multiple spirit animals.

"Sometimes my girlfriend wants to be a cat, sometimes she wants to be a bunny. She has Multiple Fursonality Disorder."

by TheRappist April 21, 2014

obsessive protective disorder

A term used to describe an overly protective Boyfriend/Girlfriend.
Someone suffering from OPD becomes angry when their other half so much as looks at someone of the opposite sex.

A girlfriend suffering from obsessive protective disorder.
=Boyfriend glances at random woman across the room=
Girlfriend: What, am i not good enough for you anymore? You have to go checking out other girls?
Boyfriend: No hun, i was just looking at her bright purple hair..
Girlfriend: So how long has this been going on???
Boyfriend: Calm down babe...
Girlfriend: WE ARE SO OVER! I WILL NOT BE CHEATED ON BY SCUM LIKE YOU
=Boyfriend shrugs=

by Bret Holmes August 3, 2007

anal anxiety disorder

when a women is fearful of anal sex and nervous resulting in tensing up. making penitration near inposible. typicly cure with alcohal or musle relaxers.

i had to pry hear ass checks apart she must suffer from anal anxiety disorder.

by ioniajoe December 23, 2009

compulsive disorder obsessive

CDO. Some call it OCD but they are wrong. I alphabetized it AS IT SHOULD BE.

I have compulsive disorder obsessive

by Junatokni6815 November 3, 2010