Derek

The ultimate female baiter
Lookin in the sinister eyes of one can immediately and ultimately impregnate you

Once a Derek enters the realm of (your) female, the game is over, he makes a power level of 9000 look like 10

Girlfriend: babe I have a code 915
Boyfriend: YOU GOT PREGNANT BY DEREK
Girlfriend: yes babe, I looked at him *sigh*

by Birdwurd April 22, 2017

enoch deleon

He is ugly and he sucks dick usually he is also a big cunt

enoch deleon is fucking retard

by HAooz January 16, 2018

Derek

A person who is self-centered, believes that he is right all the time. Likes to play mind games with girls, and is confused most of the time. Very emotional, and easily angered. Takes things the wrong way. Loves to skateboard, snowboard, longboard. Gets together with girls, has sex, then runs off to the next girl the next day.

"OH my god, he pulled a derek on me"

"Last night was a total derek."

"I'm sorry, I have to stop this, I'm being a total derek."

"I'm not being emo, I'm being Derek."

by Cellularwhore January 8, 2010

Derek Jeter

a horrible yankee's captain that should not even start. Shows off by diving into the stands and making acrobatic throws, but really sucks. Did not even hit a grand slam in over 30 appearances w/ the bases loaded until June 18, 2005. Overrated player that is overly cocky

"Did you see Derek Jeter strike out again with the bases loaded"

"yeah, he shouldn't even be on their 40-man roster"

by overrated 2 May 2, 2006

Derek Russel Fimbel

Person: Lead vocalist and Sub-synth base player for the World famous techno band "Pigeon Village"

Adjective: (Derelique)

"Wow, that sweater-vest is SO Derelique! Did that belong to Derek Russel Fimbel himself?"

by Banana King 123 May 14, 2012

dere-dey-were

A phrase from the east coast; literally "there they were". Used to confirm the presence of something sometimes indicating surprise. Similar to stating "I went looking for Jen and Bob and found them standing right behind me" - "I was looking for Jen and Bob and dere-dey-were, behind me!"

I was lookin' for my glasses and dere-dey-were, plain-as-day, sittin' on me head.
I was out back and saw two moose, I turned to get my gun and whe I looed back dere-dey-were - gone!

by Goodbye_Charlie December 12, 2013

dereking

The process of speaking at a high or normal octave and slowly decreasing the octave throughout the sentence or conversation until the person is basically whispering.

"Hey man, why are you dereking me right now. At first I could hear you fine but now you're damn near mumbling."

by deon smith May 27, 2016