don't publish this definition 

you see? you see the dumb crap the urban dictionary editors will actually publish instead of real definitions?

don't do it. don't publish this definition. it's fucking useless. fuck you.

urban dictionary editor: Let's see here, we have a real and possibley helpful definition and one talking about some guy's random ass friend named James. Hmm which one should we allow on the urban dictionary. Hmm i'm gonna say the useless one about some guys random ass friend. Fuck the real and useful definitions right guys!

a bunch of dumb fuck urban dictionary editors: YEAH!

don't publish this definition by BenderIsGreat3000 August 27, 2018

Beta Male (Alternate definition) 

A person who tells Dad jokes and thinks they are still an Alpha male.

John said "I am from Oregon and blood courses through my oregons" John is now a Beta Male (Alternate definition)

Beta Male (Alternate definition) by Geldsheisser October 23, 2020

completely random definition 

A completely random definition

"Can you give me a completely random definition?"

completely random definition by tronunator August 11, 2021

Immimarie(Real definition) 

A person who is so fat that they can be seen from space.

Immimarie(Real Definition) is fat!

Immimarie(Real definition) by JoeBidensCat April 10, 2022

National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.] 

Bobert is a plastic doll we pray to every year on August eighth

We start at 12 PM and say our prayer about Bobert and our favorite thing about Bobert.

Here are some instructions on how to be a Boberter.
Step 1 - Join the Bobert Cult Discord Server (Definetly not an Advertisment.)
Type the start of a Discord invite and change the end to, XEDAnrqDrT
Step 2 - Talk to his mother, politely.
Step 3 - Prove your love for our God, Bobert.
Step 4 - Get bob-pings role to be updated on what's happening.
Then you are now an official Boberter.

| Person 1: What happens at August 8? Why are you so hyped about it?
| Boberter: National Bobert day! He's very adorable.
That is what National Bobert day Definition Without typos. is like.

-Aaliyah

National Bobert day Definition [Without typos.] by ali/aki !! September 28, 2022

Urbanless Dictionary Definition 

When a definition is posted on Urban Dictionary, but it's lame and just defines an actual word with an actual definition.

Mark: Did you add a new definition to Urban Dictionary?
Marcus: Yeah I defined 'Baloon' as

1.
a brightly colored rubber sac that is inflated with air and then sealed at the neck, used as a children's toy or a decoration.
"the room was festooned with balloons and streamers"
2.
a large bag filled with hot air or gas to make it rise in the air, typically carrying a basket for passengers.
"he set his sights on crossing the Pacific by balloon"
Mark: That's an Urbanless Dictionary Definition...

Urbanless Dictionary Definition by AlownAgainstTheWorld May 26, 2023

The first Urban Dictionary definition 

It was either "hork", "hella" or "hecka", by alpha mu, all posted on the same date- December 14th, 1999

Person 1: Guys, I found the first Urban Dictionary definition!
Person 2: Wow! And it's from 1999!
Person 1: We finally found it, the holy grail!
Person 3: 1999 is the first Urban Dictionary definition!1!1!!
Person 1 & 2: NO IT'S NOT YOU RETARD, THERE ARE THREE POSSIBILITIES

The first Urban Dictionary definition by the fresh king of bel air June 29, 2023