Defenestrate

Yeet someone out of the window

I'm gonna defenestrate this idiot.

by Pineajelly June 21, 2021

defenenstration

the act of throwing someone out of a window

defenenstration is my favorite activity

by kooliosis_lol June 25, 2021

Defensive Uno

When the objective is to fuck your neighbor and not win

Ian fucked up defensive uno by playing his plus 2 to allow Justin to win even though Brett and Austin had their nuke +4s on the table

by Chosen rosen August 1, 2021

Defensive Attendance

Attending a meeting where you are optional or not invited at all just to make sure you can deflect any work assignments that come out of it. Wasting an hour to save hours.

I don't have any questions for the speaker. Mine was merely defensive attendance.

by PsychoPuppyDad May 11, 2022

defenestree

A person who was thrown out of a window, or a person who's political power was taken away in an instant (or both). the word comes from the word "defenestration"

The defenestree has landed in a pile of garbage, and thus survived the act of defenestration

by Leo of the Харків September 12, 2023

Murdoch defence

Rejecting responsibility for any wrongdoing within your organisation because it's too big. Laying the blame on people who you trusted that let you down and let down the people who you trusted and so forth. Then claiming you're the best person to clear up the mess!

Louise Mensch: "Mr Murdoch, have you considered resigning?

Rupert Murdoch: "No."

LM: "Why not?"

RM: "Because, I feel that people I trusted, I'm not saying who, I don't know what level, have let me down. I think they behaved disgracefully and betrayed the company, and me. It's for them to pay. I think that, frankly, I'm the best person to clear this up. I plead the Murdoch defence!"

by technika69 July 20, 2011

Hetero Defensive

A person who gets mad or reacts negatively to jokes about them being gay or being involved in gay activities with their bros.

"I Joked that me and Chad fuck every night and he got all pissed off about it."
"Don't worry bro, he's just being hetero defensive."

by YungRightClick October 20, 2018