Deep river

Adjective for super drunk....to the point where you can barely walk or talk

Person: dude we got deep river'd last night. I don't remember anything

Person 2: just a normal day here in deep river

by cheafromdeep December 15, 2011

knuckle-deep in schlicking

Medical term for wanking like a motherfing pro!

when i was like 14, our family maid had found porn on my younger brothers computer (he was like 12, and totally inept...he actually kept the thumbnails of the porn he liked on his desktop...like no one could see it -.-) anyway, the maid told my mom and step dad about it, and later that night they decided they should check my computer out. of course, as they came in to check my computer, i was knuckle-deep in schlicking myself. needless to say, they found the porn i had...

by IrapedCharmander October 3, 2011

Thinking too deeply

If you think of a animal like a dog, and you think of it like: "This dog was a wolf, but if it was a wolf... what was it before?" And you spend 73 fucking hours on the same subject to realize that you've been wasting time on hurting your brain when you had go to school.

"Hey, i ate meat, but this meat was a animal covered in oil and butter and it became food like this... what happened to that in the meantime of becoming meat?" *starts thinking too deeply about the subject*

by ScamTram79 January 6, 2021

Deep Toke

to toke or smoke a lot of weed to the point where you are blacking out. to get very high on weed. forming from the thought of inhaling deeply while you toke.

"i've had a rough week, i'm really ready for a deep toke"

by bitchin! September 29, 2008

Deep Woods Club

A club that you join when you have sex in the deep woods.

1.) Joe and Sally joined the deep woods club on Saturday after a long hike through the woods.
2.) I went on a hike with Sally on Saturday. When nobody was around, we decided to join the deep woods club.
3.) I am a proud member of the Deep Woods Club.

by CupcakeBabes June 13, 2013

Deep in the trunks

(a) When one is engulfed by their passions or desires to the point of tuning all else out in pursuit of their goal.

(b) Subsequently, it may also mean one who is consumed by an inner turmoil to the point of others' awareness of said issue.

(a) "Man, Trevor's been deep in the trunks ever since he met that cocktail waitress. We never see him anymore."
"Grant got that new contract for the mural and has been spending every day in the library researching greek mythology. He never sees the light of day. He's deep in the trunks by now."

(b) BOB: Is everything alright with Kelly? She's been losing it a little.
CHRIS: Yea. She's struggling to keep it together these days and no one wants to deal with her anymore.
BOB: Sounds like she's deep in the trunks.

by MapleAndGold July 20, 2015

deep south love pouch

Female genitalia, vagina

My deep south love pouch needs some lovin. It is like a slip and slide down there.

by Miss_K_Pickles May 7, 2016