this girl has just got a naturally flirty personality who also loves small penises and playing with touching little girls and boys in the park. She may say things such as “days out with ma girlies” and is a wannabe gypsy
by urdadshagsme69 September 8, 2020
Get the rebecca doughty mug.A Beer what some referred to as the nectar of the Gods. Consumed only by the manliest of men. DB Draught hails from the town of Timaru, New Zealand and comes in a 330ml bottle of 4% liquid gold. Commonly known for its iconic logo of two clydesdale horses, this legend of a beverage can be found only at the finest of establishments. If you see someone drinking this, beware of them turning around as their penis may swing, hit you and knock you off your feet.
Random pub goer: Hey mate, what is that you’re drinking?
Absolute legend: It’s the best drink out bro, DB Draught.
Random pub goer: Could I try it?
Absolute legend: Sure!
Random pub goer: *takes sip and penis grows 8 inches*
Chick at party: Hey, is that DB Draught you’re drinking?
Good cunt: Yeah, sure is!
Chick at party: * immediately takes all her clothes off*
Absolute legend: It’s the best drink out bro, DB Draught.
Random pub goer: Could I try it?
Absolute legend: Sure!
Random pub goer: *takes sip and penis grows 8 inches*
Chick at party: Hey, is that DB Draught you’re drinking?
Good cunt: Yeah, sure is!
Chick at party: * immediately takes all her clothes off*
by Alcohol Philanthropist November 2, 2024
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when your john pappy slips you a sticky paper with dirt and you smoke it on labor day and walk around dressed as a break dancing naked pigeon while also being very suspicious of the line of brown midgets following you that you have no idea where they came from even though really you have just been shitting a dotted line on the ground as you walked around because the evaporated tree baby was almost definitely laced with laxatives.
Sum guy: "Liggin cats, I mean what the fuck are you doing break dancing and shitting at the same time dude? I didn't even know that was possible"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
the person in question: "AUUUUGHGGHHH DUUUDEE I HAD PAPER AND I THINK ITS LABOR DAUGH AND I DONT LIKE NIGGERS!"
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