Denilson

A nickname associated with someone who plays football despite having absolutely no talent whatsoever. However, their manager always manages to overlook the player's shortcomings and consistenly picks them to play every game.

"Yo is that derk Denilson still getting games for Arsenal?"

"Better still, he's been made captain and hade an honoury statue built for him"

by mickeyitey April 14, 2009

daniels

to eat a spicy dish, usually curry-based
only leave it behind in the bathroom a few hours later.

"Oh man, this daniels is burning on the way out!"

"You don't want to go in there yet, I squirted a really nasty daniels not 5 minutes ago."

by Jefffff March 15, 2008

Danish People

Mad crazy danish mapler is mad.

Danish guy : Hey there
English guy : Hello
Danish People

by wikipedia34234524 January 16, 2011

Danisnotonfire

A sociopathic dickbite.

You're such a danisnotonfire, girl.

by 1_2_3_4_urmomisafknwhore_ March 8, 2015

danish pastry

A danish pastry entails putting one's nose right in your creviss (ass crack), and then farting whilst they breathe in. Best results are achieved when the other person is half asleep, thus shocking them into waking up.

Jordan: Duuuuude, I totally gave Nikki a danish pastry last night!

Alex: Sweeeet. Did you get her right up your creviss?

Jordan: Yeah, dude. RIGHT up.

by jayjay230 May 22, 2008

danish

Something that Stiny retrieves.

"Stiny! Get get me a danish!"

by Fo0dNippl3 September 14, 2003

French Cheese Danish

When a hairy, stinky french man has anal sex with you with cheese on the tip of his penis.

Dude, I was in Paris, and this guy came up from behind me and gave me a French Cheese Danish.

by Mdw493 November 14, 2011