A thunder drum penis is a penis that has broken free of its bounds and reached realms of size unimaginable and seemingly impossible in the 3d plain. No man has a thunder drum penis, a penis of that raw aura is just too ridiculous.
mike - "you hear about the thunder drum penis?"
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
jibolba - "that's just a myth, dont go spreading lies."
by jibolba November 22, 2019
Get the thunder drum penismug. John: Hey, you see that Sexy Drum?
Billius: Yeah, look at his banger!
John: It's huge!
Sexy Drum: What?
John and Billius simultaneously: Nothing!
Billius: Yeah, look at his banger!
John: It's huge!
Sexy Drum: What?
John and Billius simultaneously: Nothing!
by Cammy's boi December 13, 2021
Get the Sexy Drummug. by SuelTameOresuTeMato April 29, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6. A Hundred Round Drum On Anygingu Glock Piece<.7.9.7.6.>mug. <.7.9.7.6.>The Sensitivity Of My Prints ANd The Design ArE n My Ear Stapes, Cochlea, And Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>
<.7.9.7.6.>The Sensitivity Of My Prints ANd The Design ArE n My Ear Stapes, Cochlea, And Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>
by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>The Sensitivity Of My Prints ANd The Design ArE n My Ear Stapes, Cochlea, And Ear Drums<.7.9.7.6.>mug. When a guy has been doing you repetitively for way too long so you just yell “BINGO!” to end your misery.
“How was your date?”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”
“Ugh, guy was bingo drumming me for like 30 minutes before I called it. I’m still raw. He had it coming.”
“But not you!”
by dicktoenail July 9, 2019
Get the bingo drummingmug. Drums are things to play beats
The drums are
Kick/Bass
Tom-Tom
Snare
Crash Cymbal
Ride Cymbal
Hi-Hat
Floor Tom
here are some drums that cannot be used with sticks
Conga
Bongos
Cajon
Djembe
Tabla
Orchestral Drums
Timpani
Concert Bass Drum
Electronic Drums
Electronic Drum Kit
Drum Machine
The drums are
Kick/Bass
Tom-Tom
Snare
Crash Cymbal
Ride Cymbal
Hi-Hat
Floor Tom
here are some drums that cannot be used with sticks
Conga
Bongos
Cajon
Djembe
Tabla
Orchestral Drums
Timpani
Concert Bass Drum
Electronic Drums
Electronic Drum Kit
Drum Machine
Jerry: Hey Garry can I use your Kick Drum?
Garry (bully): No i'm not letting you use it! It's mine!
Jerry: Teacher, Garry isn't sharing
Teacher: Garry, Sharing is caring. Let Jerry use it
Garry: FINE! *throws kick drum at Jerry*
Teacher: GARRY! TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Jerry: Yay *plays the drum*
Jerry: Hey Jackson do you want to play my drums?
Jackson: Yes I would!
Garry (bully): No i'm not letting you use it! It's mine!
Jerry: Teacher, Garry isn't sharing
Teacher: Garry, Sharing is caring. Let Jerry use it
Garry: FINE! *throws kick drum at Jerry*
Teacher: GARRY! TO THE PRINCIPALS OFFICE NOW!
Jerry: Yay *plays the drum*
Jerry: Hey Jackson do you want to play my drums?
Jackson: Yes I would!
by SprunkixDandysWorldfan March 19, 2025
Get the Drumsmug.