Dink and slink

“Dink and slink” is the phrase you say before consuming LSD for good luck

Person1: hey dude I just took a tab of LSD!

Person2: did you say dink and slink before?!

Person1: no?

Person2: damn dude, your gonna have a bad trip!

by ploopas October 29, 2021

Dink

(n.) another term used for a flaming homosexual midget.

Brady: What is that thing?
Austin: That's a dink and his smelly Italian lover.

by The Dinkmeister February 26, 2020

Dink

A smelly pp that could also be used as a person who is a giant dick head

He's being a real dink today

by Dictickler June 24, 2020

Dink

An acronym, most commonly used in popular culture as “dual income no kids” to refer to adult relationships in which they both work and have no kids

Being a dink can allow you to have so much more time to yourself

by Crackersmacker6969 December 9, 2023

Dink

Like a dork but dorkier

You're such a dink

by Tartarusofhades February 6, 2018

don't dip your bush onto the company dink

This phrase advises female workers not to hook up with their male colleagues (especially the doofus ones). Office romances cause nothing but drama, heartache, and embarrassment for all involved (including onlookers).

It is women's version of "Don't dip your pen in the company ink," which is often pronounced by obnoxious dude bros.

Female #1: "Oooh, Mikey got transferred to our department. He is so hot."

Female #2: That guy?! Hells no! Girl, don't dip your bush onto the company dink."

by macinlor September 7, 2016

Dink

An acronym for "Double Income, No Kids," a household where the closest thing to a child's tantrum might be a Wi-Fi outage, and the biggest bedtime story is the monthly budget. Here, 'playdates' involve streaming marathons and the only 'bottle time' is choosing between red or white wine!

Young Dinks: "We're dinks, we can vacation any time and afford appetizers. We have 20 cats and drink $20 lattes."
Old Dink in Senior Care: "I haven't had a visitor in 10 years and will die alone, but those lattes sure were good."

by Ardelis88 January 2, 2024