dink

a real pain in the ass person who probably has a chode.

Al gore is a real dink.

by droogenoog December 11, 2017

Dink

When something is very nice, sexual, erotic, lovely, god-like, out of body experience.

Aw man, have you tried this MD , it’s so dink.

Bro, I am going to get so dink(y) tonight it’s going to be unreal

by Cleary smeary February 4, 2022

Dinking

When a person thinks they're dunking on someone but they're actually just just giving a lukewarm response and/or picking on low hanging fruit.

"Hey, at least I don't go around college campuses dinking on unprepared students"

by TheDwarvenGuy February 23, 2021

Dink

A word invented by New Hampshire's own Ashley P. to describe idiots and assholes.

Brandon is a dink.

by Dirty.Geek.0 April 6, 2017

Clink Dink

A malady suffered by man. Symptoms include iron bars surrounding your seldom touched genitals and your roommate being raped. Treatments include slug night, prostitutes or raping your roommate.

Hello 911, my roommate is suffering from clink dink and is raping me.

Milhouse has clink dink

by Budso scabin February 12, 2020

Shrinkly Dinks

When you’re in the water for too long & the skin on your finger tips (& other things...) shrivel up.

Because Michael was in the pool for hours, he now has Shrinkly Dinks

by QueenLovexo June 10, 2018

Dink magnet

When all you do is attract completely terrible guys for romantic relationships

Well I know he appears sweet buto probably he isn't because I'm a dink magnet.

by MarianneM October 12, 2016