toilet diapers

what my high ass called a box of tissues
p1. hand me that
p2. what?

p1. the- the uh- the toilet diapers
both. hysterical laughing
by pissbabey August 27, 2021
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Cock Diaper

wives taken in the 21st century for no reason other than sex. this is in a no way a sarcastic reference to Melania Trump, or other wives that are bought and paid for. in the even you realize my disclaimer itself is total sarcasm. please buy a new wife, because yours needs to be changed. you naughty bastard.
trumps Cock Diaper is so full that holding hands is off the menu! or, "dude my balls are so blue i need to go pick up a Cock Diaper"
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diaper style

A sexual position. The receiver is on their back, near the edge of the bed. The top is standing beside the bed, similar to the classic position. However, the top holds the receiver's ankles together with one hand, looking like they are changing their diaper, allowing their other hand to be free able to go wherever.
"After doing it doggie style for a while, I was giving it to her diaper style, and she was loving it"
by Tunaman March 05, 2015
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Diaper Cake

it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake
I looked up "diaper cake" and am disappointed that it's a thing where you stack diapers to look like a cake and not a cake that looks like a diaper
by Yonkers Homeboy January 18, 2019
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Diaper Coaster

When Rahul has a breakdown
I just need to chill. My head is spinning like a diaper coaster
by henryhess26 October 17, 2019
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Diaper tree

When a person throws a dirty diaper out of their high story section 8 apartment building and the diaper gets caught in a tree.
I walked through Harlem the other day and saw three diaper trees.
by Tsk915 June 24, 2018
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Ditch diaper

Diapers tossed out the windows of cars by traveling families too lazy or too redneck to toss it into a proper waste bin once they've stopped. Eventually, the stinky wad lands into the ditch to keep the roadkill company.
I got run off into the ditch and fell headlong into what must've been a ditch diaper. I thought I'd never get the stink off me.
by Diggitydo January 05, 2021
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