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defenestrate

the defensive act of castrating someone in order to prevent sexual advances. First used in Questionable Content comic number 36.
I had to defenestrate my roommate before he tried to sleep with me.
by RoblingRobot November 11, 2009
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defenecastration

Chopping off someone's junk, and throwing it out a window.
My asshole boyfriend cheated on me, so I subjected him to defenecastration
by Metronome_Murderer October 31, 2011
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defengeance

Defending yourself (or others) by seeking revenge for something done to you (or others).
Ex. 1- Don: Jack Bauer and Batman just went on a mission to find and apprehend the crazy terrorist who bombed Gotham Los Angeles Plaza.

Bill: Yeah, they both seek defengeance for what happened. As long as the terrorist are out there we aren't safe.

Ex. 2- Whenever a member of a gang sees someone from a rival gang, he's obliged to defengeance himself. He must defend himself from a possible attack (whether immediate or in the future) by seeking vengeance on the rival gang member for all the pain the rival gang has cause him. It's a never ending cycle.
by thejumbalia January 20, 2013
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Kids Defense Team

Hard working organization who will always be there for homeless children and children that come from low income families.
by kdtinc February 3, 2010
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balls defense

Method of defense for women against men. A guy trying to grab a girl? Kick ‘em in the balls!
That guy just tried to attack me!”
What did you do?”
“Balls defense, kick ‘em where the sun don’t shine”
by queesticles October 7, 2020
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sand sculpture defense

'If you don't like it, don't look at it'. The default defense for weak persons when their cultural taste is rightly ousted as lame. Called a sand sculpture defense because it's an ugly construction that falls apart rather quickly.
Wise man: Sand sculptures are lame. I know y'all been wondering about this, but there it is.
Weak man: If you don't like sand sculptures, don't look at them!
Wise man: Oh snap, the sand sculpture defense.
by Coincidence April 20, 2008
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The Harlow Defense

A progressive punk band from Albuquerque, New Mexico with waaaay larger nuts than BrokenCyde.
Kid 1: Hey did you hear BrokenCyde is all about fucking jail bait?

Kid 2: Yeah, The Harlow Defense is from the same city and way better.
by BC(fucks)13(year olds) May 10, 2009
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