Deceptacon

The deceptacon is when you Coerce a female into sucking your ballsack then slowly moving down to the guche region. Then you thrust ones self forward until tongue enters the arsehole.

The man turned a standard headjob into a deceptacon quicker then she could suck it.

by PTY LTD Putrid February 28, 2015

deceptivecon

A male whom trick women in many ways.

Starscreen is no deceptivecon, Denise !

by Çząr July 28, 2015

Decepticon

A term used to describe someone who looks more/less attractive on an online profile than in person. A deception.

Guy 1: I kinda like her ya know
Guy 2: Don't be fooled dear friend. She a Decepticon.
Guy 1: Ah man. Thanks for having my back bro

*High Fives All Round*

by Dudgey Boo-boo August 10, 2015

Decuntalise

The act in which a person, or group of people invest energy towards trying to help a cunt be a normal and reasonable human being.

Okay guys, here's the thing - Tony has been a real cunt lately. I think we need to band together as a team and decuntalise him once and for all!

by Straight-Up April 14, 2017

Deceptive Eating

the action of eating an amount of food in order to reduce the amount one has to eat in order to trick one into thinking they are not over-eating or (informal) a slob; especially when the food eaten to deceive is not particularly enjoyable

Person 1: "I poured a lot of chips on my plate so I ate a bunch so that people didn't think there was that much."
Person 2: "Nobody likes deceptive eating, man. That is unhealthy."

by Bonbonben May 28, 2017

decensored

simple past tense and past participle of decensor

This adult movie is decensored

by Bloodimir June 12, 2017

Deceptihoes

They the hoes that come over fuck the shit outta you then steal your clothes and money

These deceptihoes stole my clothes

I had a great night with these deceptihoes too bad I dont have my shirt anymore

by The MTS lads December 13, 2017