North Dakota

North Dakota, the land of no trees but a lot of bees! What isn't there to love! Oh yeah everything.

Tom : Yo wanna go to North Dakota?
Kyle : NO!

by Brad67ley July 21, 2025

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Dakota

Dakota has a very heart lighting smile and her eyes are deep with the furthest galaxy's sounds cheesy I know. Dakota would set your world in many places, Dakota is someone you definitely don't want to lose she's very smart, hella hawt women. She will change how you listen to music and how you feel about things. She is very lovely and you'd be lucky Judy for to be there. Dakota is Aries to so!! Watch out!! Cute fact about Dakota she has a lisp 😩 and dimples, it's really hard not to think about her once you've laid your eyes on her. She really loves ice coffee too!!!, Also has the absolute best and finest taste in music PERIOD. and being around her is unimaginable, very special she is someone to cherish for the rest of your life. Dakota has a very strong and kind heart don't hurt her it'll be one of the worst mistakes or regrets you would have to think about for a long time, Dakota's favorite candy bar is twix and she likes energy drinks, she also looks badass in a leather jacket, I think she likes Gatorade I'm not sure?!. Her favorite word is Sugar Honey Ice Tea, she also love tea lol, she likes football and, basketball. Ooohh!!!! Dakota loves California, and the Big Apple 😩, and speaking of apple she sure is a hella of a fine cook!. And I doubt Dakota will see this ever:'( thank you all...

*Dakota walks by* uhh😳✨💫🔥❤️💥💥💥 ahem ckhckhck what!!! Who is she 👁️👄👁️my gawsh.

by Thunder bud November 21, 2021

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North Dakota Root Canal

Performing oral sex for so long that parts of your face go numb.

I was going down on Bill for what seemed like hours and I got a North Dakota root canal.

by t pot February 6, 2019

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Dakota

She is a Gemini, she is Beautiful and kind. If you get on her bad side she will likely fuck you up, so you shouldn’t get on that side. She has long stunning brown straight hair and floral lush smooth, brown eyes. Her smile is so adorable and cute. Her personality changes with her mood. Always stay around her, because you’ll regret it if you leave her.

Friend: Hey Dakota!

Me: Hey Maddy.

Friend: Would you like to come play with us Dakota?

Me: Sure!

by kodaksworls_018 November 23, 2021

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Dakotas

Two unmemorable states in the midwest. Both are boring and the only one that is slightly entertaining is South Dakota but that's only because of the fact that they carved random presidents head on some mountain

All the Dakotas:
North Dakota
South Dakota
South South Dakota (Nebraska)
South South South Dakota (Kansas)
South South South South Dakota (Oklahoma)
South South South South South Dakota (Texas)
East Dakota (Minnesota)
West Dakota (Montana)
East East Dakota (Wisconsin)
West West Dakota (Idaho)
West West West Dakota (Washington)
East East East Dakota (Upper Panhandle)
"United Dakotas of America"
Canada: Sorry Eh Dakota

by IntergalactalEnergy July 30, 2023

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