Sex Cupcake

Just about the hottest thing you can find on this planet. It mixes the two greatest things - pastry and intercourse. Also, another word for someone who is very good in bed.

"That girl's a total sex cupcake, I hear every guy she's been with has never had a complaint."

by LexiLovin March 12, 2012

penis cupcake

A word said by a solider from tf2 which people makes it to a meme

I AM PENIS CUPCAKE I WILL EAT U-solider

by :c boi June 27, 2018

afghani cupcake

Goat feces topped with semen following a man-on-goat love sesh in which the fecal matter represents the cake and the semen represents the frosting. Commonly found in Afghanistan and other middle eastern countries where people fuck goats.

"Here, try this Afghani cupcake. I made it myself."

"Gross. The desert is covered in Afghani Cupcakes."

by mr excellent November 20, 2017

cupcake with sprinkles

A dangerous combination of Fentanyl powder or “Fetty”sprinkled on top of a Percocet 30 or “Little Blu”before its smoked on foil. Opiate Addicts Love this shit cuz it makes their Blus go further, or Last Longer.

“That girl be smokin on a cupcake with sprinkles man, that’s greedy!!

by Fun Sz July 03, 2022

Alabama cupcake

When you cum on your sister-cousin’s titties

I gave Patti Mae an Alabama cupcake last night

by Chaospixxxie May 29, 2021

Greensboro Cupcake

When you take a fat shit on your significant other , then splooge directly on top of the poop creating a yummy glazed no-bake.

"Yo I heard Ty gave Sandy a Greensboro cupcake, and she gobbled it up"

by LimpDickDanny November 05, 2022

Split Cupcake

slang for vagina

I totally got in her split cupcake the other night.

by j8886 December 07, 2011