dust cropper

n. One who fans his butt after farting, aka dust cropping, in order to disperse the concentration of gas.

Term originated from the movie "I Love You, Man."

Stop being such a dust cropper and just go with us to the movie.

by lueby popoff September 20, 2009

chipper

A fucking annoying person

"Look how fucking annoying the Chipper is".

by ba May 7, 2003

Chipper

A California Highway Patrolman, derived from CHP sounding like "chip" hence chipper

Oh shit dude, it's a chipper slow down.

by Enigma559 June 23, 2010

waffle crapper

when one person thinks someone that is so ugly that they will crap on them whilst sleeping and then leave before he/she wakes up...

Gavin: While Chad was sleeping i rubbed my cummy shit all over his chest.
Chad: Right after I had sex with Gavin last night he shit on my chest. What a waffle crapper

by Dr. Wendy January 28, 2008

Chipper

A "chipper" is your girlfriend's best MALE friend. He invites her to see the White Stripes and has long phone conversations with her. She tells you things like...I think he's gay..." just to make you feel comfortable with their relationship. And even though he gives her foot massages and buys her candles you're cool with it. Then you and your girl have a massive blowout and a few month's later...they're moving in together throwing wine and cheese parties wearing matching Motley Crue shirts.

Tiffany's friend Todd is a chipper. He gets invited to watch Sex in the City on girls night. And he gives he has a creepy crush on her. I can tell by the way he looks at her.

by JB666 March 13, 2008

Chipper

A women who is "easy"

"She will sleep with anyone after one beer."

"Yeah, she is such a chipper."

by The eau C December 18, 2009

chipper

a gun, pistol or firearm

i had to hit him with my chipper,i got my chipper on my hip, fuck a stripper im in love with my chipper- The Relativez

by Bernardo Mannie Barba November 6, 2007