Crime

Something completely legal... until you get caught.

Every crime is right, unless you're found out.

by Silver Nightray August 22, 2017

Crime and Punishment

When you procrastinate your AP essay and decide to make a stupid fucking definition that makes no sense and now you forgot to do your AP essay.

John: Did you read Crime and Punishment? It was due last month.
Emily: Who?
John: Crime and Punishment
Emily: Ohhh, is that the one about the guy who promises his best friend rabbits, but then shoots him in the head?
John: I think so...

by BradyWasHere December 6, 2019

Soft on crime

Clearly they need to stop with their soft on crime approach and lock you up immediately. Prison now. Prison forever.

Hym "Yeah, that's what happen when you adopt a soft on crime stance. You got a bunch of right wing religious zealots fomenting civil war... They CLEARLY need to be locked up immediately! And I actually don't have any questions to ask about it so no, yeah. Lock him up. No questions asked."

by Hym Iam January 27, 2024

no hate no crime

When you do something silly but it's totally fine.
A cooler way to say no harm no foul.

A: sorry the joke went totally over my head.
R: no hate no crime

by anonymous hyena December 16, 2022

Love crime

Love Crime:The opposite of hate crime; The act of showing so much unconditional positive regard to people that it’s otherwise considered criminal by today’s standards.

Love Crime: My ancestors should have given your ancestors a big A$$ hug instead of being complete D%^ks to them since they were all immigrants!

“Fu#%k yeah if you don’t give me a hug now, I’m gonna and come get one!”

by Dom-the-creator July 4, 2018

Fantom Crime

'Fantom Crime' is where a homosexual man has illusions of homosexual men surrounding him and proceeds to sexually assault his ghost-like illusions. The 'F' replacing 'PH' in the word Phantom stands for the F-Slur aimed at LGBTQ+

"Caught the homie doing some Fantom Crime"
"Ayo"

by 77xxxxxxPoooogerloooogxxxxx77 December 13, 2021

Crime Toddler

Crime Toddlers, also known as Crime Babys, are juvenile criminals, usually under the age of six. Any age above is denominated as a Crime Teenager.

"Where the FECK are our Kit Kats?"

"A buncha Crime Toddlers stole them. We'll order some more"

NOTE: Crime Toddler/Crime Baby is ALWAYS capitalized. Under NO CIRCUMSTANCES must the Crime Toddlers/Babies be uncapitalized

by I JUST WANT A NAME MY GOD September 26, 2023