Crime Pickle

A pickle who commits tax fraud on the daily. This pickle has not gotten arrested because he simply goes inanimate when he hears the sirens. He can run fast and escape any grip with his slippery pickle juice. He will never be caught and/or convicted.

Person #1: What is that green thing the cops are chasing?
Person #2: That is THE Crime Pickle, he can always escape, just you watch.
That Crime Pickle is so good at Tax Evasion.
by GrinchMan25 November 18, 2022
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Bigrant Crime

Word blend for "Biden migrant crime". Invented by Donald Trump to blame president Joe Biden for a new category of crime and it's gonna be worse than any other form of crime.
We'll call it, from now on, Biden Migrant Crime, okay?
It's bigrant crime.
This is, we'll call it, I got it, bigrant.
Let's call it bigrant.
Biden crime.
Bigr .. , oh, that's good, that's smart.
*points finger to this head*

- Donald Trump
by m0m3 July 24, 2024
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Carter Crime

by Wharytn January 28, 2021
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crime time

Crime time is all the time. It is a phrase used for when you feel it is time for some crimes.
“Hey, wanna go commit arson at the 7-11 with me?”
“Sure! It’s crime time babyyy!”
(these two people probably proceed to get married because arson is a bonding experience)
by genderqueer_mushroom August 31, 2020
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criming

sucking a big hairy juicy nob
millers: anyone else f***ing criming tonight?
johno: me!
millers: lol
by craigthelegend May 16, 2022
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CRIME SCENE

A post-abortion vagina. Intermenent tell death.
by Rancorpig May 05, 2020
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Crime Scene

A lovely place with lovely people.. butt stuff
Adrina lynn crime scene is the best
by p3acemod3 March 20, 2021
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