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credit card boner

When you put a straw in the tip of your penis hole and insert it into a girls uterus and ejaculate through the straw.
Hey man don’t drink from that straw. That’s my credit card boner straw
by ConnorP696969 February 18, 2021
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The credit card

A sexual act where a man spreads a woman's/man's behind and slides his penis between his/her butt crack in an up and down motion, like a credit card.
"Oh Jake! He was so fine, he did the credit card on me after!"
by The ass crack smuggler August 7, 2025
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roll credits

To beat a video game. Many modern games display the credits for the game once the player completes the main quest, just like most movies have end credits. This doesn’t necessarily mean that the the player has 100%’d the game, just that they have experienced the main storyline. There may be more side quests, post-credits content, or DLC/expansion packs available.
I rolled credits on The Legend of Zelda: Tears of the Kingdom last night after “only” 250 hours of play time. I still have about 400 koroks to find, though.

How could James say that Untitled Goose Game was too shallow and easy? He didn’t even roll credits!
by ttdi July 22, 2023
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Crab Crediting

Crab crediting is the act of trading crab (or other expensive meals and delicacies) for sexual favors.
"I heard Dave is a sugar daddy."
"Nah, he just does a lot of crab crediting to get what he wants."
"Oh, well, I guess a girl has to eat!"

"Jane, you stupid filthy slut, I heard you've been crab crediting at the local Red Lobster again."
"Hey, a girl has to eat!"
by Dire_is_dire August 27, 2023
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Credit

It is money you borrow that is lend to you on good terms. Many came but few are chosen, it is not recommended for the impulsive or the foolish minded. You pull up on that payment or you dont; it's that simple.
Your Local Credit Lender

*Fine Print*

You promise you will pay the balance above in full, in a prescribed amount of time or they will be reprucutions for your delinquency. It is but not limited to ruining your life, not qualify for future loans, and being in a huge amount of debt, to the man.

This can make or break you, thank you for using our financial services.

-Your Credit Lender
by Shinkdmeister November 16, 2018
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credit warp

A glitch found in certain games (such as Zelda: Ocarina Of Time) in which is used to send the player to the credits. It is also a term for killing oneself.
"Ey Zelly Zel, what r u doin?"
"I'm Credit Warping"
"What the hell man don't do that!"
"I Mean in OOT Jackass"
by MarthurSR November 17, 2016
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CREDIT CARD

The word Credit card is a card you use it to buy ROBUX on ROBLOX u should steal your moms credit card and by ROBUX :)
mom gimme your CREDIT CARD ill buy ROBUX because thats what a credit card is for :D
by CREDIT CARD July 9, 2020
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