creamy stockings

when you you cum in someones stockings they reach in and have hand full of cream

Example: My brother gave me creamy stockings for christmas it was a great gift

by cock in bricks January 25, 2020

Creamy Flappucino

Derived from “Flappucino” which is the female version o teabag. A creamy flappacino is when you cum inside a girl and she immediately sits on your face

I heard Nancy gave Dave a creamy flappucino last night.

by Bri Er Me Je June 6, 2024

Creamy ninja

When someone puts too much cream into their Ninja appliance, and it malfunctions.

“Aw man, I put too much cream into my Ninja, and now it stopped working. Must have been the heavy cream I made. Worst $300 ever. Now there’s a creamy ninja in my kitchen.”

by ELEETS November 19, 2024

Creamy Slim Jim

Slang for D**k

"Wanna see my creamy slim Jim"
"Eww dude no"

by XxGhoulDogxX June 25, 2021

creamy memes, broken dreams

A phrase used to describe when a user makes a cringey video intending it to go viral, but doesn't succeed.

Oh, your cute cat video has 3 views. Creamy memes, broken dreams, bro.

by Vdgman November 7, 2017

creamy bucket

a packed bucket (gravity bong) filled with such thick smoke it looks creamy usually from slowly pulling and twisting the bucket when burning the green.

Here bro that wis a heavy creamy bucket that am fuckin gouchin aff that

by Jilalabi December 12, 2024

Creamy John

When a man puts a Chocolate or Vanilla Long John in a girls vagina

OMG last night I got the best Creamy John from the school janitor

by Didyoujust-touchmyass December 20, 2017