Courtney

A women in her 20’s, has Autism and a dump truck.

A normal conversation for someone with the name Courtney would go something like “Autism is more expensive then Orange.” Enough said….

by Big ol B**** May 7, 2023

nasty courtney

when an Arabian man spreads hummus on a woman's who-ha and eats it with pita bread similar to a bad bruce

Raji pulled a nasty courtney on that white slut last night it was almost a bad bruce but he did not eat her ass

by Lil Dah'm November 17, 2017

Courtney

1. Racist.
2. Nigger hater.
3. Bed sheet wearer.
4. White Sambuca drinker.

Person 1: Lets just pop into White Stuff.
Courtney: You can't call a shop that!

by Mahgniklaf October 5, 2010

Courtney Ludlow

ME! aka amazing =

Oh man I wish I was Courtney Ludlow

by beautiful =] September 28, 2008

courtney lang

One of the sexiest chicks on the planet! Has an amazing butt and she's an amazing kisser. Tall, but not too tall. A rare personality containing, comedy, romance, action and netflix. Really good at sleeping with her eyes closed!!! Basically a lint roller for guys.

Boy #1: Hey see that tall girl over there.

Boy #2: Yeah that's Courtney Lang, She's soooo hot.

Boy #3: She's a great kisser too.

Boy #4: She's pretty much like a lint roller for guys.

by Brbomgloljk December 26, 2014

Cortnee

Cortnee is the type of girl to call other girls ho’s but not realize she’s the the biggest ho. You can’t trust her with your feelings because she’ll just use them against you. She’s one of the most dramatic people in the world but doesn’t know it. Can’t take responsibility for her actions. Oh and you know that boy she said not to worry about? Yeah she’s already with them. But if you are ever in a relationship with a Cortnee she’ll make you feel good until you become irrelevant and is the queen of faking relationships and playing boys, or if a jacob Packer comes along. She has a new boyfriend every month. And is a douche bag to everyone except her super close friends. Oh and has a body of a 2x4

Wow how did you fit through that narrow opening? Well I’m just a Cortnee

by Skirtypie22 October 14, 2019

courtney

used as a verb, the act of being completely useless and void of intelligence

I was a total courtney after drinking those shots of tequila last night

by tostitos January 1, 2015