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Crack Dungeon

a smelly basement where people do or make crack
Hey jordan lets go to your crack dungeon and get lit
by iwishlifehadaltf4 November 12, 2018
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Crack Tips

When two males slap the tips of their penises together in a “high five” type manner; usually to express mutual approval or to congratulate, but sometimes to close a deal.
Wanna make it official and crack tips?

No way dude... it’s already done. We cracked tips last night.

I really like your new car! .... crack tips?

Nice bullseye! (tips being cracked)
by - The NonGoggleGuy - March 18, 2019
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Crack open a cold one with the boys

idiom that means "To spend time with friends" and can also be spelled as "Crack open a cold one with the bois"
Gotta go, gonna go and crack open a cold one with the boys
I'm just chillin' here, Crackin' open cold ones with the bois
by ♥🗺☠ June 17, 2021
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CRACK TREATED SERIOUSLY

comes from an ao3 tag - where joke concepts are treated in a serious manner.
"sydno is quite possibly the worst thing we've ever created" charlie said, "a fucking person and a bot just seems like crack treated seriously".
by MythHead123 October 28, 2021
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crappy crack

Crappy Crack is when you have wiped your ass after taking a crap earlier in the day.. As a result you spread your crap higher in your crack. When you use the toilet a second time you find that you have left a skid mark on the back of the toilet seat.
You have swamp and gremlin ass and you wiped it higher in your ass crack and you sit down on the toilet seat and leave a crappy crack (toilet seat skid mark).
by MAC1 August 21, 2006
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blood-crack level

When the crack in ones system starts to run low.
Mannn ! That guy is tripping and forgetting what is really important in life.

Awwe don't worry about him, his blood-crack level is just decreasing.
by LeReina September 6, 2011
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gut crack

The opposite of “butt crack.” Where a person with a large gut wears a shirt that is either too small, or purposely wears a top to expose their mid drift while ignoring the fact that they don’t sport a “six pack” set of abs. Instead, it’s obvious to everyone but them, that they’ve drank one too many six packs and should either hit the gym or buy a shirt that fits.
by Eamonn og O'Daghnain November 20, 2014
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