poké-con

Pokemon. A popular Japanese trading card game and animatedseries.

I sold all my poké-con cards to the most clueless kid on the block.

by teh pope July 27, 2004

Juice Con Baby

Juice Con Baby

Pronounced
joos-kon-bey-bee


A juicy individual (preferably a girl)
Also Known as a Beeble
A baby with juice

Guy 1: Look at that girl

Guy 2: She looks like a Juice Con Baby

by Juice Con Baby January 11, 2009

con-job

When you get so fucked up at a concert that you get a hand job in the crowd.

"yo dude, datsik was so dope!"
"yeah man, did you hear that con-don got a con-job. he was so fucked up!"
"what?! that lucky son of a bitch!"

by roddyward January 10, 2013

neo-con

1. A new "con", or "confidence trick", intended to deceive or rob innocent people.
2. Any person who uses such tricks.
3. A digital Matrix effective at duping Neo.

A: My father used to bamboozle us all with big words. But I learnt to blind my kids with science. Now my son baffles his kids with statistics.

B: That's so last week! The neo-con blind-sides the digiterati with vitriolic tweets and a blog about success backed by his YouTube degrees.

by yuyiya November 26, 2011

Missy con queso

Some mean chick with cheese.

Missy bit my neck and my mom asked about it and I said she had cheese. Then my mom was like ''I don't give a shit who had the cheese!''

by MeowMixer October 5, 2004

con-glompmerate

When someone returns to messenger after a long awaited leave of absence and is promptly *GLOMPED* and *glomps* back.

Person 1 says: brb
Person 2 says: k

(x amount of time has passed)

Person 1 says: Back
Person 2 says: *GLOMPED*
Person 1 says: *Glomps back*

This is a Con-Glompmerate

by PyroTeknik January 14, 2008

con

A Stubborn Little Shit , With An Averaged Size Dick (in china)

'That Lad Con Is A Prat'

by TrueEdits October 21, 2015