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Kayaking Down The Cockamamie

The most ridiculous, interesting, and amazingly hard to explain thing you can do while high.
Mum: Where were you last night?

Sam: I was kayaking down the cockamamie.
by Sam-bagging July 1, 2011
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Coca-Colonialism

American culture & products spreading throughout the world, like Coca Cola. . .
On my trip to Austrialia last year, if they drove on the other side of the road I'd think I was back home in America -- a perfect example of Coca-Colonialism!
by cyberpope67,BC,Canada August 21, 2013
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Cocaine Princess

A person whom's sugar daddy is a drug lord; Or a person whom's sugar daddy deals, manufactures, or sells heavy drugs, such as, cocaine or meth.
Lolita's sugar daddy sells meth and acid, she is a cocain princess.

Tamica's sugar daddy sells Mary Jane, she is not a cocaine princess becuase marijuana is not a heavy drug.
by Frederick Lolita September 3, 2013
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cocaine popsicle

The act of dipping one's penis into a pile of cocaine. After which, a plethora of women snort that cocaine off your dick.
Yeah dude I tripped and fell onto the coffee table and knocked over all the blow but the good news is, Tayshawnda gave me a cocaine popsicle.
by cocainepopsicle September 27, 2014
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Cocaine Escalator

When you have a lot on lines of cocaine lined up, and your team acts as a snorting conveyor belt to knock them all down.
(Person 1) Man all those levels got me turnt.
(Person 2) yeah man, cocaine escalator fucks you up!
by Raver Buzz December 28, 2014
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cocaine Christian

A former party animal turned born again Christian who annoys the hell out of everyone with their self-righteousness about his or her friends debauchery.
That got used to do so much blow he couldn't even lick a postage stamp. Now he's a total cocaine Christian!
by thharvey December 14, 2015
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Cocaine

an addictive drug derived from coca or prepared synthetically, used as an illegal stimulant and sometimes medicinally as a local anaesthetic
Person 1: want some cocaine?

Person 2: dude, of course duh
by cartiervert June 29, 2016
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