Tony The Clock

my favorite character from Don't Hug Me Im Scared.

Tony The Clock: time is a tool you can put on the wall, or wear it on your wrist.

by Chonki May 10, 2021

Colorado o' clock

9:33

It’s Colorado o' clock ! Time to jerk off!

by Memeicide November 24, 2021

Nolan’s alarm clock

the act of shoving a alarm clock up a baseball players anus, and when the alarm clock goes off, it will snooze.

The tournament hotel was crazy, i saw the cobras making the freshman do the Nolan’s alarm clock

by ya boy the average kid August 7, 2022

Speed alarm clock

The speed alarm clock is taking a low dose Amphetamine or Ethylamphetamine an hour before waking up. You take 10mg of Ethylamphetamine powder premixed in water, juice, or soda at 6:30am when you wake up groggy, then go to bed, and wake up at 7:30am in the morning bright and energetic and confident. If you use Methiopropamine or something else that is milder, it would be speed jr alarm clock. If the Ethylamphetamine is Blue, it would be the Blue Speed alarm clock.

Tony: I woke up to the alarm at 6:30am all groggy and drank premixed 10mg Ethylamphetamine dissolved in soda I made from yesterday. Now I woke up all energetic and confident. Thanks speed alarm clock!

by CognitiveFuel September 2, 2023

12 o'clock flasher

Someone who is technologically inept and or computer illiterate. Referring to an instance of a VCR or other home appliance or clock at that persons house constantly blinking "12:00" (likely for a while, due to their inability to set the item to its proper time)

Hey Johnny you busy?

Actually I am, I gotta help my mom check her email.

Can't she do that herself?

Nope, she's a 12 o'clock flasher...

by big bobs house of feces October 11, 2023

beezy o'clock

HOUR OF DA BITCHZZZZZZ!!!!!!!
Probably, the hour all dem hoes have to pay their pimp.

pimper:So I went up to this hoe, and I was like "Do you know what time it is!!!!?"
shanaynay: *in a soft voice* nnoo...
pimper: WELL I DUN CUUUR! ITS BEEZY O'CLOCK, GIVE ME MUH MONEY HOE!

by pooptwat August 26, 2007

Favre-o'clock-shadow

A condition of stubble stasis which leaves a man with a perpetual 1/4 inch growth of grey protobeard. Known to afflict aging quarterbacks and Just for Men models.

One morning, Matt woke up with a Favre-o'clock-shadow. He looked in the mirror and he knew he was old.

by Stuey B December 16, 2008