Cincinnati Slapper

When a girl pours cinnamon (maybe other various spices) all over your cock and balls and she slaps the fuck out of your burning genitalia.

“Oh man I can’t walk, my dick still burns from that Cincinnati slapper I got last night”

by Homo shitdick July 4, 2025

Cincinnati top hat

During intercourse one person shits on the other person's head, Hence "Top Hat"

I was banging this chick last weekend, she told me to try something new so I gave her a Cincinnati Top Hat! She never saw it coming.

by Irishsunglasses May 31, 2024

Cincinnati Clam Slam

A clam feast eaten whilst rollerblading in tight spandex suits listening to 80s disco primarily hosted in Cincinnati and is often primarily attended by the gays.

I went hard at the Cincinnati clam slam last weekend, I almost spewed twice while hitting a turn!

by BryceisCrispy November 13, 2022

Cincinnati souvenir

The act of a serial killer cutting off the tits or the pecker and displaying it in such a fashion as Ed gene.

Man, I fucked that bitch and gave her ass a Cincinnati souvenir!

by MilkmanJankens May 15, 2024

Cincinnati Surprise

When you shit in a pillow case and beat someone about the head and shoulders.

He didn't pay for his half of the hotel so he got a cincinnati surprise.

by Only1realme June 4, 2018

Summit Cincinnati

When your white and rich you go here.

Bill: where do you go to high school

Jake: Summit Cincinnati

Bill:Rich white fucker

by Cincinnati Hs September 23, 2021

Cincinnati Jizz Bomb

The Cincinnati Jizz Bomb is a process off unloading your full Scrotel Sack over the back end of a short people, whilst chanting ‘Dimascio’

Short people are you ready? Unloading the Cincinnati Jizz Bomb… oooooooooooooooooooo ‘Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio, Dimascio’

by Sutty9 August 4, 2022