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Christmastian

A subset of Christians who read the Bible from Genesis to the nativity, and then skip to Revelations at the end, the point being to purposefully exclude the actual teachings of Jesus Christ. The Christmastian belief system is founded primarily on ancient pagan celebrations that were adopted by early Christians. Christmastians reject peace, love and forgiveness and embrace vengeance, violence and never-ending war.
George W. Bush is a Christmastian.
by blogarillo June 11, 2006
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christmas sex

Enjoying Christmas so much that you have sex the day of Christmas. Bringing Joy to your love one that has bought you joy.
by Headbanger99 December 23, 2013
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Christmas-Tree Dick

A penis that starts off thick at the bottom, and ends up thin the top.
by Anonymous October 15, 2003
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Christmas Krampus

A monster that slithers down the chimney on Christmas Eve to disembowel children in their sleep and dine on their intestines. Sometimes it will stuff a child or two into a sack and save them later for a snack. He is like the evil opposite of Santa. If Santa represents all that is good, the Krampus is the exact opposite.
You don't what to know about the Christmas Krampus; it will ruin Christmas for you.
by Jin Chui January 15, 2008
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Christmas Card Chicken

When you've decided you want to decrease the number of Christmas cards you send out every year, so you decide to send cards only to people who send you one first. However, this can backfire if someone on your potential list is using the same tactics. This results in a standoff and ultimately no card exchange between the two of you. This does help solve the original problem, though.
I decided to play Christmas Card Chicken with my second cousin Jennifer, because I didn't want to waste a stamp on her unless I get a card from her first. However, I haven't gotten one from her, so she's probably waiting to get one from me first. I guess we can just be facebook friends instead.
by Skinnygirl December 4, 2009
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Pre-christmas cock-up

A condition (or an incident) where you get unintentionally very, very drunk and more or less accidentally end up having sex with one of your colleagues. At every fucking company christmas party.
Oh look at so-and-so, she's leaving with yet another man from the engineering department. Didn't she go home with X last year? And, she's very, very drunk. What a pre-christmas cock-up. Again.
by silvamysticum December 2, 2010
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Christmagrabukah

The act of a Christian and a Jew celebrating the holiday spirit, by grabbing each other in an inappropriate manner.
To celebrate Christmagrabukah, she reached down and grabbed a wonderful handful of his manhood.
by Greenhatter02 December 11, 2010
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