talking chinese

When you stay up for too many days on methamphetamine and you start a sentence only to fall asleep in the middle of it and finish the same sentence with a completely different subject that makes no sense. You then realize as you wake up that you didn't make sense and you tried to play it off to whoever you were talking to. P.S. It never works.

"I know! I love when the pizza has dead bodies that I hid in my closet last night. " I said, pizza in hand.

"Time for bed buddy, you're TALKING CHINESE bullshit again"

by Jaylen Rain January 8, 2019

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Ancient Chinese Secret

Lo Wang from the game Shadow Warrior (the classic one) says that when he finds a secret.

*finds an secret door and finds a fortune cookie that gives 50+ hp and a funny fortune quote*
Lo Wang: Ancient Chinese Secret!

by Yo Guck Fourself February 11, 2019

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Fake Chinese

A Chinese who didn't/doesn't wear open butt pants.

"Hey bro look at that fake Chinese, we cant even see his ass crack!"

by Taiwan>China May 30, 2019

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authentic Chinese man

A guy who’s good at maths and is purely Chinese.

Furthermore, this person should be at least decent at online competitive games.

Only an authentic Chinese man can judge if a Chinese man is authentic or not.

Wow that guy got super high in the maths challenge, I bet he’s an authentic Chinese man

by Jewish_Nibba January 10, 2020

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