Child Support Mom

(aka CSM): A woman who produces children just for the sake of living off of Child Support.

Cristie M. is a Child Support Mom!

by Droker March 12, 2009

Child Genius

A very stupid child, with absolutely no hope of making anything substantial out of their life.
Their parents refer to them as a "child genius" to cover their pain and anger at their child's stupidity.

Christine: Hey, can I enter my son Job for the youngster intelligence challenge?

Wasteman who organises the competition: Sure, what's his IQ?

Christine: Oh, he doesn't have one, he's a real child genius.

by childgenius April 15, 2009

poster child for birth control

A person who is a disgrace to society. Someone who embarrasses themselves and makes themselves look stupid time and time again. A person who does stupid things and makes no excuses for it.

Mike Rehmyer is the perfect poster child for birth control.

by ueiee December 15, 2008

chiitime

A period of time that ChiiBunnii takes every now and then to break free from her stressed life and reflect upon the finer things in this world.

PVenkman: Do you know what time it is?
ChiiBunnii: Um, it's 3 in the afternoon.
PVenkman: No, I think it's chiitime.
ChiiBunnii: Go to hell loser!!!

by PVenkman December 26, 2004

Child Ornithologist

A person who studies juvenile birds.

She really loved young birds so she became a child ornithologist.

by Rowdy "The Cell" Munson February 13, 2009

Child of The Government

A person who believes anything they are told about the government and refuses to take into consideration any other points of view,

"If its illegal, its bad for you"

"You are such a child of the government!"

by Scruffy Joe913 December 12, 2009

chift

noun-a conflation of the word chairlift.

I met this rad bloke named Evo on the chift today

by Lutherdude January 11, 2011