blue cheese moon

verb (v) - to purposefully clench one's nude buttocks with the intention of offending with the resultant dimples

God! Stop blue cheese mooning me!

by wileywatermelon February 23, 2011

Ham and Cheese Between 2 crackers

To be down with whatever is mentioned. Taken from a mock lunchables commercial "fux with it". I mean when you think about it who would deny ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

Hey man, do you want to go hit on some chicks at the mall.

Yeah bro, that's ham and cheese between 2 crackers.

by Dmanz82 November 2, 2011

shitburgers and dick cheese

This is a an exclamation of extreme discontent that is meant to go beyond a simple "god damn it," or "fuck that." You can only say this phrase three or four times a year, or else it loses all meaning. It is Special. When you stub your toe in the middle of the night, it is a "god damn it" situation. When your car breaks down hundreds of miles from friend or family, at 3:00 AM, in the rain, and you just filled the gas tank, that is a "motherfucker" situation. When you decide to walk to work because it is such a nice day, only to hear a strange, whistling, noise, then look up and see a large A-bomb headed your way...that is a "shitburgers and dick cheese!" moment.

Huang just had morning sex with his wife in Hiroshima in 1945, and felt like a jolly good stroll. While petting a puppy and eating cotton candy, he looked up and saw a strange object hurtling towards him. He realized those crazy fliers about a giant bomb might be true and thought to himself "shitburgers and dick cheese," at least I got laid.

by ImnotyouIme November 30, 2011

nigga cheese

A fungus that grows on the blackman from being in the heat to long.

Damn i found some nigga cheese on the street, that shit was janky (see janky)

by Nigga Jones April 26, 2006

cheesebar

The cheesebar is the top bar across the top of a hockey net (usually refered to as a crossbar). If your a hockey player and you don't go cheesebar down then there really isn't a reason to score, you might as well of just stayed home. Cheesebar and in or nothing.

Going Cheesebar is also one of the three ways to score on pond hockey (or backyard rink hockey), or when the goalie is an asshole and doesn't show up, forcing people to go posts.

"Wow Yzerman just went cheesebar down on that sick goal."
"Jeff couldn't hit the cheesebar if his life depended on it. Way to be Jeff, just live the dream."

by Sergant Dangles January 18, 2007

Face Cheese

The build up off dead skin and dirt in glasses normally around the nose pads and under the lenses, used buy optical technicians and other staff of the optical business as slang

Check out this face cheese

by Mwright September 10, 2007

cottage cheese lover

Any person who loves to see the cellulite on a full figured woman, it is soo sexy.

My girlfriends thighs and buttocks have so much cellulite on them, it has turned me into a total cottage cheese lover.

by fat lover May 7, 2007