Illiterate, badly dressed, unhealthy, unappealing, badly brought up, scum. The lowest species on the planet. Worse than nits and lice. Commonly found on street corners, smoking, picking on people smaller than themselves, causing trouble and ruining our country.
Can be seen on Jeremy Kyle, outside McDonalds, and in the county court on special occasions such as their brother's bail assesment or their prize-giving ceremonies (ASBO allocations).
They have also been known to threaten people into buying them cigarettes or alcohol, whilst their pregnant thirteen year old girlfriends grab your mobile out of your pocket, to sell at a pawn brokers to fund their bling addiction.
Most chavs love mouthing off as if they "blatently" rule the planet, though most of them contradict themselves, for example "I ain't got to get no job and nobody ain't gonna fockin' make me get no job." In this sentence they have badly said that they aren't going to get NO job (ie. they are going to get at least one} and nobody isn't going to make them get no job (nobody will stop me from getting a job).
Ignorance must be bliss...
Most chavs are only like that because they are a little bit thick, so instead of attending school, they choose to skive and smoke etc. instead, therefore becoming influenced by people similar to themselves.
Chambitions...
A chambition (chav + ambition) is usually one of the following:
Chardonnay and Taneesha, 14 years old, in full earshot of everyone in their set 5 science class...
Chardonnay: Oh ma god Taneesha I have blaters got my life well sorted
Taneesha: Whassat den bebs?
Chardonnay: I am sooo gonna get fockin pregnant wiv Johnno baby, cus I am like lovvin him right now
Taneesha: But you'll get well fat and it'll well painful ennet
Chardonnay: No right I've got this totally sorted tho mush! If I smoke 15 a day till then my baby will come out earlier and well smaller! And I fink dat cos I'm only small I can just ave all the weight on my belly ennet.
Taneesha: Will your mum mind? Your mum will be well cross!
Chardonnay: This is THE BEST PART tho dans! Basically I can get a council flat AND drop out of school if I piss my mum off enough! Then me and Johnno can live fo'eva and evaah in our own place thats like totally free because neiva of us works!
Taneesha: You are so cleverr tho Chards!
Can be seen on Jeremy Kyle, outside McDonalds, and in the county court on special occasions such as their brother's bail assesment or their prize-giving ceremonies (ASBO allocations).
They have also been known to threaten people into buying them cigarettes or alcohol, whilst their pregnant thirteen year old girlfriends grab your mobile out of your pocket, to sell at a pawn brokers to fund their bling addiction.
Most chavs love mouthing off as if they "blatently" rule the planet, though most of them contradict themselves, for example "I ain't got to get no job and nobody ain't gonna fockin' make me get no job." In this sentence they have badly said that they aren't going to get NO job (ie. they are going to get at least one} and nobody isn't going to make them get no job (nobody will stop me from getting a job).
Ignorance must be bliss...
Most chavs are only like that because they are a little bit thick, so instead of attending school, they choose to skive and smoke etc. instead, therefore becoming influenced by people similar to themselves.
Chambitions...
A chambition (chav + ambition) is usually one of the following:
Chardonnay and Taneesha, 14 years old, in full earshot of everyone in their set 5 science class...
Chardonnay: Oh ma god Taneesha I have blaters got my life well sorted
Taneesha: Whassat den bebs?
Chardonnay: I am sooo gonna get fockin pregnant wiv Johnno baby, cus I am like lovvin him right now
Taneesha: But you'll get well fat and it'll well painful ennet
Chardonnay: No right I've got this totally sorted tho mush! If I smoke 15 a day till then my baby will come out earlier and well smaller! And I fink dat cos I'm only small I can just ave all the weight on my belly ennet.
Taneesha: Will your mum mind? Your mum will be well cross!
Chardonnay: This is THE BEST PART tho dans! Basically I can get a council flat AND drop out of school if I piss my mum off enough! Then me and Johnno can live fo'eva and evaah in our own place thats like totally free because neiva of us works!
Taneesha: You are so cleverr tho Chards!
look at any of the chav scum sidling around Britain in their fake designer clothes, perpendicular caps and Nike Airmax trainers...
by shopaholicious April 1, 2008
Get the chavmug. Chav 1: Init man I beat up sum samalis today
Chav 2: Sick, Lets go back to your place
Chav 1: Nah I can't me mams Kicked me outta it again, Although I dont care, its such a shithole
Chav 2: Yeah man, Counsel House init man
Chav 2: Sick, Lets go back to your place
Chav 1: Nah I can't me mams Kicked me outta it again, Although I dont care, its such a shithole
Chav 2: Yeah man, Counsel House init man
by Allybob February 17, 2008
Get the chavmug. An unfortunate sub-culture which is a waste of space and should be exiled
Not worthy of being called "British"
Also they'd rather spend money on a crappy old car than buy a new one
Not worthy of being called "British"
Also they'd rather spend money on a crappy old car than buy a new one
Chav-Lend me 10 bar, bruvva, WTF are you looking at?
British person-Get stuffed, you are the skidmark on the underpants of society! How many British soldiers died for pieces of shit like you! YOU'RE AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chav showing off his banged-up 1980's Nova with a huge exhaust and black headlights, normal person drives past in a Jaguar*
British person-Get stuffed, you are the skidmark on the underpants of society! How many British soldiers died for pieces of shit like you! YOU'RE AN INSULT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*chav showing off his banged-up 1980's Nova with a huge exhaust and black headlights, normal person drives past in a Jaguar*
by Iameverywhereyetno-whereatall April 27, 2010
Get the chavmug. A person/group of people who go around thinking they are better than everyone else. They copy everyone else as they have no imagination of their own. With things such as music and clothing style. They tend to do nothing with their lives and spend their lives getting moved on by the police from certain places and drinking cheap alcahol.
"Hey guys, this is my new friend!"
*The group start to murmer to themselves*
"Wow thats great..."
*Group murmer to themselves again*
"oh.my.god shes a chav "
*The group start to murmer to themselves*
"Wow thats great..."
*Group murmer to themselves again*
"oh.my.god shes a chav "
by bubblez119944 February 24, 2009
Get the chav mug. council house and violent.
Usualy fat people with greasy hair who think
ther 'solid' when with another chav.
LOSERS
Usualy fat people with greasy hair who think
ther 'solid' when with another chav.
LOSERS
chav- FUCK OFF YA FUCKN FUCK FUCK HIPPY SHITE
hippy- CHAV
chav- NER NAH NOR NA. YMA
hippy- yma?
chav- NOT MA MA YA MA
HIPPY- stupid chav
chav- WELL ERR FUCKN SHIT BOLLIX CUNT ARSE SHITE.
hippy- ok, i thort so
-hippy walks away-
hippy- CHAV
chav- NER NAH NOR NA. YMA
hippy- yma?
chav- NOT MA MA YA MA
HIPPY- stupid chav
chav- WELL ERR FUCKN SHIT BOLLIX CUNT ARSE SHITE.
hippy- ok, i thort so
-hippy walks away-
by ADgrassGreen4 March 7, 2008
Get the chavmug. A chav... is a strange creature that was not born in that way but was mutated at some point during their life into a burbary wearing, fast food scoffing, cigarette smoking monster who has no ambitions or dreams other than acting hard , having sex with any woman no matter how fugly and getting wasted ever Saturday off cheap cider...
Appearance: Usually they are easy to spot, aged around 8-18 (because after that age they get a grip), they usually wear burbary, or cheap imitation tracksuits with their trouser legs tucked into their imitation Nike or Adidas trainers. Usually the chav women have long hair tied in a side ponytail, so much makeup that you'd need a chisel to get it off and 2 times out of 10 they are pregnant. Often they have greasy skin and ridden with acne.
Habitat: Often they inhabit small dwellings on council estates in Britain and are very territorial, often hanging around their neighborhood, intimidating passers by and discussing "fitbirds" in their strange, ever changing language.
If there was a rare case of anybody actually Wanting to find chavs, for catching or hunting, the best place would probably be outside shops, in parks or in a place where people will have to walk through them or around.
The social structure of chavs can be greatly compared that of a Meercat. Often hanging out in groups of about 4-20 sometimes with one on the lookout for pigs. Despite acting hard and agressive making sounds such as "aare yuu startin bellend" or "aaare'll smash uur edd in" they are surprisingly timid creatures and unless they heavily outnumber you for example 20 to 1 they will usually just "scarper" at the first sign of conflict.
The first sign of this epidemic was in Chatham in kent where parents noticed their children becoming deformed, voices changing, skin becoming greasy and sense of fashion slowly degrading. Slowly it crept across the country now the whole of Britain is knee deep in "bellsniffs".
Appearance: Usually they are easy to spot, aged around 8-18 (because after that age they get a grip), they usually wear burbary, or cheap imitation tracksuits with their trouser legs tucked into their imitation Nike or Adidas trainers. Usually the chav women have long hair tied in a side ponytail, so much makeup that you'd need a chisel to get it off and 2 times out of 10 they are pregnant. Often they have greasy skin and ridden with acne.
Habitat: Often they inhabit small dwellings on council estates in Britain and are very territorial, often hanging around their neighborhood, intimidating passers by and discussing "fitbirds" in their strange, ever changing language.
If there was a rare case of anybody actually Wanting to find chavs, for catching or hunting, the best place would probably be outside shops, in parks or in a place where people will have to walk through them or around.
The social structure of chavs can be greatly compared that of a Meercat. Often hanging out in groups of about 4-20 sometimes with one on the lookout for pigs. Despite acting hard and agressive making sounds such as "aare yuu startin bellend" or "aaare'll smash uur edd in" they are surprisingly timid creatures and unless they heavily outnumber you for example 20 to 1 they will usually just "scarper" at the first sign of conflict.
The first sign of this epidemic was in Chatham in kent where parents noticed their children becoming deformed, voices changing, skin becoming greasy and sense of fashion slowly degrading. Slowly it crept across the country now the whole of Britain is knee deep in "bellsniffs".
Chav 1: Ere mate i banged a rite fit bird last night
chav 2: Ye m8 but my bellend is like 2x bigga than uurs init
(stupid hand motion)
Chav 1: Screw u ya nobhead u aint even got a belend.
(man walks past them into the shop)
Chav 1: wat u fink u duin bellsniff?
Chav 2: Yea u queermo u gotta a prikin problem?
(man turns around and looks at them)
Chav 1: Scarpa!
(Chavs run off and after 15 minuits stop in a bus shelter)
Chav 1: arrrrr that pussi wo rite shittin imself
Chav 2: Yemate!
chav 2: Ye m8 but my bellend is like 2x bigga than uurs init
(stupid hand motion)
Chav 1: Screw u ya nobhead u aint even got a belend.
(man walks past them into the shop)
Chav 1: wat u fink u duin bellsniff?
Chav 2: Yea u queermo u gotta a prikin problem?
(man turns around and looks at them)
Chav 1: Scarpa!
(Chavs run off and after 15 minuits stop in a bus shelter)
Chav 1: arrrrr that pussi wo rite shittin imself
Chav 2: Yemate!
by Toobs March 15, 2008
Get the chavmug.