jumping castle

when you jump on a dick till it gets so swollen it looks like a jumping castle

i had a go at james jumping castle yesterday, i was flying

by keishaneg September 12, 2025

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niddry castle

a tall castle where mary queen of scots hid after escaping.

For more history search google. Right now in 2013 live malin and richard there with their children Astrid (13), Elinor (10) and William (7). Surrounding is a golf coarse named after the castle and in that golf coarse is a burn called Niddry Burn. Over the golf coarse is a village called winchburgh and on the other side is a railway line. Niddry castle is surrounded by shail bings and the current owners had the top cut of one so they could see the sunset.

Do you know whats behind that bing?

Why Niddry Castle of course!!!

by me!!!!!! (obviously) January 1, 2013

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Castle Grayskull

The source of He Man and She Ra powers

then I was like I would rather live in castle grayskull

by SorceressOfGrayskull July 27, 2018

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Girl in the castle

The one keeping the walls up usually.

The girl in the castle wanted everyone else to defend her castle at all times.

by Solid Mantis May 8, 2020

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self castle

When you are so humiliated by your own stupidity on the Fresh & Fit podcast that you leave on your own accord, instead of Myron having to evict you by force using a security guard, which would be a normal “castle.”

Myron: “Alright, so ‘low-IQ’ left too?”
Another 304: “…yeah.”
Myron: “Alright, cool.”
Fresh: “…self castle.”
Myron: “Yeah, self castle, that’s fine, that’s fine.”

by johnqdoe April 24, 2024

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