Catholic Guilt

What 1% of former priests obviously didn't possess.

Catholic Guilt; former priest in prison, not needing to find sexual partners anymore...they find him...and hopefully, on a daily basis..to remind them of that Catholic Guilt.

by SideOrder November 12, 2010

Catholicked

Catholicked: to have a negative experience associated with the Roman Catholic Church extolled upon oneself resulting in long-term physical or psychological damage

Fuck me she doesn't know what a cock looks like at 25??? She's been well and truly catholicked!!!!!

by Joseph Ratzinger Hitler December 15, 2011

Catholic Tip

Common phrase for Phimosis

which occurs mainly with Catholics

Mary: he's good craic but he's shite in bed 'cos of his Catholic tip
Deirdre: Ah sure look it, my séan is the same

by Corkfella February 4, 2018

catholic fuck

when a priest and a nun a phat catholic fuck on the day jesus was born, in the confession booth.

alternatively known as the unisex toilets.

the priest gave mary a catholic fuck in the unisex toilets.

by your left testicle October 15, 2019

captholic

some "holy" kid always capping. instead of being catholic they captholic.

boy shut the fuck up yo ass captholic.

by no commies and libbies here January 9, 2020

Geibel Catholic

1. A school full of horny fuck boys and slutty girls
2. A place where white people work for less than Mexicans

3. A place where girls have a competition on who can show the most ass in their skirts

1. Jeremy: Man did you see that Geibel Catholic thot over there?
Enzo: Dude that’s my sister

by bob sagets saggy balls March 22, 2019

Secular Catholic

1. Somebody who is Catholic, but pushes for secularism in society and doesn't violate people's agency and only discusses their faith in the context of discussing theology.

"Damn, Jessie is so cool. She never gives me shit about my gender identity."

"Well, yeah, she's secular Catholic. She doesn't give a shit because she's going to love you even if you don't love her and love the SHIT out of God while keeping that shit on the low unless you ask. She's B A S E D."

by weekly-bread September 11, 2020