Purple carrot

A penis that is tied a kinky manner and looses Circulation

I was Chillen with my girlfriend last night and fell asleep for an hour, I woke up and...boom... A purple carrot. You can bet on it that we had a good time last night.

by Kinky boots123 May 20, 2016

carrot cake

someone who has red hair and lotsof freckles hence the color and texture of carrot cake also known as ginger kids

Garret: you know Bryce
Kyle: you mean that carrot cake kid
Garret: yeah the one with red hair and freckles

by dustin holleman June 11, 2006

Wet Carrot

When somebody forgets they're a male, and turns into a hormonal and emotional wreck.

This is a Wet Carrot statement: "I wanted you guys to know first because without you guys none of this would have happened. I can't tell you how happy I am and how happy she's made me. Lots of love cause I bloody miss you all so much :( xxxxxxxx"

by canda.reed-brewer June 29, 2012

carrot cuffer

a male who masturbates

we call him carrot cuffer because we caught him in the act of masturbation

by justmyself December 28, 2007

chase the carrot

When a girl continues to go after a guy even though he isn't interested.

When is that girl gonna finally give up chasing the carrot and realize he don't want her?

by Anonymous October 28, 2003

carrot head

noun.

A person who is an apprentice or victim of a potential cannibal.

The cannibal asked carrot head if she has every eaten fryed brains with terriki sauce.

by Clorice November 4, 2007

Feeling the carrot

Being in the moment. Feeling the vibe

On Union Square, NYC there is a salesman who is promoting carrot peelers. At the beginning of every demonstration he's habitually saying that the first step is to feel the carrot.

-Dude, start paying attention. It's gonna be on the final
-I know, I'm just not feeling the carrot today

by Rudens October 7, 2008