cardio queen

A morbidly obease person attempting to do cardio

Nothing like being a fitspo cardio queen

by Samwisegamgeexoxo September 28, 2013

carcinogenarian

One who eats carcinogens

"The man who ate uranium was a carcinogenarian"

by Johnny Wrath December 21, 2005

christian cardenas

Nigger

Christian Cardenas is a nigger

by Kshsus January 17, 2018

Carbinator

A device developed by Coca Cola to make a engine run on carbinated beverages using a design remotely similar to a "Carburator". The device was larger then typical carburators and required the use of a special InSteak Manifold. The unit had a series of internal chambers and devices that processed the fuel to make it suitable for combustion. When the Carbinated fluid first entered the unit it would pass through the FluxTransFunctioner (FTF) which would put the fuel in a flux state before it passed through the RotaryGurder so that it would vaporize. The Carbon Dioxide mix would become extremely explosive as it passed through the Burperator. Stepping on the Carbon Pedal or (Gas Pedal) it would open a single Dutch Rudder to allow the mixture to enter the engine. High Performance versions had a Double Dutch Rudder setup that allowed the releasing of more fuel into the engine. Both setups were extremely efficent at 88 mph but had a tendancy to be troublesome when it came to starting the vehicle at the time when it was most critical.

1) After installing his Carbinator, Marty was able to run his favorite beverage ,Tab, and never had to worry about fuel again.

2)
Grant: Dude I just put my new Carbinator on my truck and holy shit when you hit the pedal and that Dutch Rudder Opens up it runs really awesome. You Know what I mean?

Chad: Verry nice

Grant: I think I'm gonna try a Double Dutch Rudder setup, you wanna help me?

Chad: I can't wait, I heard they blow in your face if you're not careful though.

by MiltonRheem December 12, 2010

digital carcinogen

The digital equivalent of a carcinogen

Buzzfeed is a digital carcinogen

by officialpyrocynical April 1, 2020

cardinaled

verb. To be on the brink of victory, having overcoming overwhelming odds, then have someone come along and take it from you.

The Cardinals came so close in Superbowl XLIII, but cardinaled it in the final minutes.

by LV_Spiff February 2, 2009

Cardinal Heights UMS

A really depressing school in Sun Prairie, WI with an even more depressing reputation. Way too many kids are high. Like it’s not funny.

Person 1: omg my school sux
Person 2: Well have you been to Cardinal Heights UMS???
Person 3 *obv stoned*: Bruh that bathroom is soooo smoky I couldn’t even find my Juul
Person 1: No thanks sir *runs faster than Naruto*

by Okno October 29, 2019