captain choda

A boss/supervisor who puts everyone else down to cover up their own inadequacies. Constantly overworking staff, under appreciating them and doing very little themselves. Their ultimate specialty is delegation. They berate staff to their fellow workmates to justify their own superficial, pathetic existence. Usually fat, ugly and angry at the world.

Look out, here comes Captain Choda, I wonder what we've done wrong now......

Warning, Captain Choda is on the war path.

by Dr Rox July 26, 2016

Captain Cumquick

A gentlemen who does not last long in bed and shoots his load too quickly

He's such a Captain Cumquick!

by OhNoessss April 28, 2012

Captain Moore

Try to do something small and humble and end up doing something magnificent and amazing

"I'm going to do a little fundraiser"

"Let's hope it turns out to be a captain Moore"

by Boomy2394 April 17, 2020

Captain LongSack

A guy whose balls are able to to the water at the bottom of the toilet.

“Oh my god my balls just touch the water in the toilet”
“Man that guy must be Captain LongSack.”

by lil swervy March 30, 2019

Captain Furious

A man whose enlarged medulla oblangata is often the source of his gargantuan rage. A comic-book anti-hero who most likely has the MCR1 gene.

That's classic Mike, going all Captain Furious just because X-Factor is on.

by IbrahimDaw October 26, 2009

Captain Monkey

The most followed Albanian geography account on TikTok.

TikToker that’s known for geography videos, memes, gags and more!

Man 1: Hey dude I just was one of Captain Monkey’s videos!

Man 2: I know me too! How does he make such good maps?

by AnonymousApe January 12, 2023

Captain Birdseye'd

When a woman is fingered by a man with large, rough, fingers.

"Why is Anne walking funny today?"
"She got wasted last night and ended up being Captain Birdseye'd by the old guy down the bar."
"Ouch."

by Ekomatter November 10, 2007