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pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
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Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
pretty much nothing happens here except maybe calvin vs. hope basketball game. also it has the highest acceptance rate of 98%. also all the christian school kids across america come here. and few messed up kids who didn't get in anywhere else. also its like 35k a year, so if your not one of the following don't even bother.
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Don't know john calvin or J.C (The J.C)
Guy 1:hey i got into calvin College
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
Guy 2: whoaa man your screwed, im going to UVA, cuz im rich And smart
Guy 1: stop saying bad words like "screw" that is un christian like.
Guy 2: i don't give a damn, anyways have fun dancin with J.C
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