vegan carpetbagger

a: A lesbian who does not eat pussy because of her profound belief that eating meat is morally wrong.

b: A lesbian with a strict catch and release policy when it comes to pussy

a: Stay away from that chick, she's a vegan carpetbagger. She gave me a twenty minute lecture on Veganism when I asked her to go down on me!

b: That female was nuts. a real vegan carpetbagger. She picked me up then spent an hour taking care of my vagina, combing my pubic hair, petting and talking baby talk to it before bursting into tears and telling my pussy to go free.

by Zomommey November 1, 2011

caleta

Term used in the common Chilean Spanish to demonstrate a large cuantity or to much about something

Mira qué hartos buses
waaaaaaaa caleta.

by fdo July 2, 2007

carpet munching muff diver

a big fat lesbian.

usually short and buff with short hair and likes to dress either "vintage" or like a man.

wow, that guy/girl looks like she would be a carpet munching muff diver.

i.e. Ellen. Katy Perry. Miley Cyrus.

by TheQueenOfGhetto June 23, 2009

carpet-bomb

to mount a destructive assault or opposition

They tried to carpet-bomb the senator for his alleged scheme but made no progress.

by The Return of Light Joker December 26, 2008

carpet jockey

A term used to describe those crazy arabs and their silly magical stories. (Aladdin.) You know, its funny how people make such a big friggin deal about minority racial slurs, but when Dave Chappelle or Nick Cannon goes on TV and makes fun of white people for a whole hour and calls it a television show, nobody says a friggin word. Therefore, this is not a 'derogatory' term.

Those goddam carpet jockeys should stop bombing INNOCENT people and learn to accept people's differences. Maybe then we wouldn't think so lowly of them.

by REASON AND LOGIC August 25, 2006

Carpet Bomb

When, in the process of pulling-out from vaginal intercourse, you get out just in time to blow your "bomb" all over the female's bush.

Rich - "Hey man, how'd it go last nite with that chick?"
Jim - "Dude, it was alright but I had a scare when I barely got out in time. I managed to Carpet Bomb her though."
Rich - "What a relief man, we don't need any Lil' Jimmys running around."

by suzlooky December 6, 2009

carpet capers

a humerous phrase to describe the acts of a rugmuncher or lesbian. carpet refers to the 'rug' in rugmuncher.

look lady, your a smelly pirate-hooker, i don't wanna hear about your carpet capers with yo mamma.

by baillie August 14, 2005