Caleb

The MOST BIGGEST PERSON IN THE WORLD.

Damn, why did the floor just shake.

THATS CALEB.

by YURRR🥶🥶🥶 March 7, 2021

Caleb

Caleb is quite tall. He is very funny and is usually associated with Fortnite and memes. Caleb is also one of the nicest guys you will ever meet. He never actually does anything wrong, but he can be a bit annoying at times. A lot of people tolerate Caleb but there are a few who actually regard him as a friend. Caleb has someone close to him but he is oblivious to the fact that there is probably someone out there who really likes him as well. If you’ve got Caleb as friend, never let him go. He’s one of the best kinds out there.

“Why’s that guy acting so weird?”
“Oh. That’s just Caleb. He’s always like that.”

by theawkwardviolist November 23, 2018

Calendar Chess

Planning an event with several other people around each of their schedules. This often turns into a gigantic clusterfuck, just like a game of chess for most people.

Person 1: well I can't go on the 19th through 23rd or the 25th, 26th or 29th
Person 2: I can't do it on the 27th
Person 3: I can only go on the 30th
Person 4: fuck off, I'm going alone
Person 5: gosh that's one fucked up game of calendar chess

by InFormationForAttack April 23, 2011

calendar creeping

When a co-worker who you've shared your calendar with uses it to stalk you and challenge you on why they weren't invited to the meeting also.

Sandy is always calendar creeping me so now I make all my appointments private and tell her I have medical appointments for my rash.

by Ashwanda October 23, 2017

Calendar Rape

In business, the art of stealing someones time by creating a meeting that you didn't consent to thus unnecessarily jamming up your schedule.

Johnny set up that meeting without talking to me. I needed that time and could have done without the calendar rape. Now I have to rearrange the entire day.

by Mully2222 January 24, 2018

calendar battleship

The act of negotiating a meeting time by listing your available times for a meeting to others, and hoping one of those times hits an available time from the other parties to the meeting.

Glad you can make that time; calendar battleship is exhausting.

by calendar_battleship August 14, 2018

Clear my Calendar

The process of pooping prior to a business meeting or other event that may keep you from using the bathroom. Pooping prior to the event, as such to avoid abrupt exits during the meeting.

Excuse me, I just need to clear my Calendar before our 3:00pm meeting.

by SS Cruiser August 15, 2022