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Calmlosophy

The philosophy of true calm. New modern philosophy that’s rooted in mindfulness practices and overall getting to back a more calm state of mind. Also have 2 books published with this term now on Amazon.
I’m interested in all the philosophies, but Calmlosophy is my favorite.
by Calmlosopher April 21, 2025
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calmmerce

Da trading of soothing/relaxing products and/or services.
A lot of traveling snake-oil salesmen promised placidity-aiding elixirs for da mind and body, but said calmmerce usually only benefited said sellers, while da duped purchasers of his quack-cure products actually ended up even MORE tensely hot under da collar when they discovered dat da "medicine" they'd expensively bought was merely a useless (and often highly toxic, such as ones containing mercury or arsenic!) mixture of potently-nasty stuff like turpentine or 100-proof grain-alcohol, dangerous narcotics like opium or cocaine, and harmfully-powerful laxatives like castor oil and even petroleum derivatives.
by QuacksO April 27, 2025
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calmedy

Soul-soothing humor after a long stressful day.
Maybe Billy Joel's "old friend" who moved out West and is now a microphone-wielding laughs-creator uses immensely-desirable "calmedy" in his shows, since he's been at-least-modestly successful and thus he doesn't "need anybody to worry about him 'cuz he's all right".
by QuacksO May 10, 2025
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Calm driver

1. P1 in qualifications

2. All eyes on the light at the start

3. Having the pace and leaving no space in the inside

2. Fighting for positions making tight turns to keep pole position

3. Always reading the situation in front of you

4. Always having your dad watching, never losing control, realizing all or nothing expectations
I had a really good start, there was a lot of cars in front of me, I didn’t let my emotions get the best of me. Commenter: Crossing the checkered flag, who will stand up in this calm driver at the next race?
by championship-know-who May 29, 2025
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Calm It Janet

when someone is being so uterly annoying you tell them to calm it with Janet at the end to make it funny
"i fucking hate you" said John in a dumbass tone
"calm it Janet" Said Bob in a mocking tone
by Some Guy That Showed Up June 29, 2025
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calm cool and collected

someone who does not fall for rage baits easily
Julia is not calm cool and collected because she falls for rage baits easily.
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